granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
— granlobomalo Report User
Im good, how are you? 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
This is the mating call of two Canadians.
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I made this 4 comments
I made this 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Everyone knows those lines are hand grips so the cup doesn’t slip when you’re pounding your brews. Do you even fraternity, bro?
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Straight savage 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Me: Hey, babe. Have I told you you’re my bird box?
Them: Aww. Because I make you feel safe?
Me: No. Because every time I see you, I want to kill myself.
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Them: Aww. Because I make you feel safe?
Me: No. Because every time I see you, I want to kill myself.
Best noodles 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Now THAT is the @bethorien that I know and love (to hate). I’ll admit, you just made me smile. Clever girl. Bicker with you soon.
A brand new John Cena watch for my wrist 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
It’s a shame. All of those terminally ill children who wished to meet John Cena and then they died thinking he never came because they couldn’t see him when he showed up.
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Best noodles 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I like to think @bethorien is the Kakashi to my Might Guy. I challenge her to battles of strength and skill but just she sits there stoically, reading a harlequin novel, knowing all the while that her skills are vastly superior to mine and that there’s nothing for her to prove. Until I open my 8th Gate, that is. Then she’s done for.
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"An image of GPS tracking of multiple wolves in six different packs around 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Little do they know, I stole all seven trackers and walked around in circles so the scientists would wildly underestimate my true domain.
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Always stick with your battle buddy 7 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
@famousone @purplepumpkin Thanks for clarifying. The pic was a bit of a head scratcher. Keep up the good work in the armed forces, @famousone. Very honorable of you to do.
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Best noodles 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
A perfect choice of favorite color from my least favorite person on this site. I must say that recently you’ve been making it quite hard for me to love hating you, by the way. I don’t know what to do with this new material, darling.
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Best noodles 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
@bethorien And which color pool noodles shall I place on your tonite, my dear? A striking crimson to match the blood of your enemies, a glittering crystal white to mimic their tears, or perhaps a whimsical mix-and-match of both for those times when you just can’t decide whether a FunSubster’s life force or sorrow is sufficient?
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Better than going to the gym 4 comments
I only watch for the plot 2 comments
Always stick with your battle buddy 7 comments
Zeus knows 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Bot post about when @zeus used to interact with FunSubstance mortals. False god.
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Found in Detroit, MI 12 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
‘The public wireless number you have called is not available. Please leave a number after the beep.’
Hurts to see someone else living your dream 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
He looks like Christian Bale if Christian Bale didn’t have access to Hollywood to pursue his passions.
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@guilty post.....FYI 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I’m all for adopting the International Fixed Calendar to avoid having to learn grade school rhymes to memorize the calendar year, not that anyone asked about it.
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How focal length affect shape of the face 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
It’s a stop-motion video of someone who took a photo of themselves every second for fourteen seconds using a different camera lens. I can’t imagine having so much patience and persistence!
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@guilty post.....FYI 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Thirty days have September,
April, June, and November.
The rest have thirty-one (that’s fine)!
‘Cept Feb with twenty-eight (or nine)!
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April, June, and November.
The rest have thirty-one (that’s fine)!
‘Cept Feb with twenty-eight (or nine)!
A burn of biblical proportions 13 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You’re still my mortal enemy. Don’t let that last comment go to your head.
A burn of biblical proportions 13 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
‘You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.’ (Matthew 5:43-44). Well, I guess this means I have to love you @bethorien. *cringe*
Shitposters will be shitposters 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
@asteroid This was absolutely fascinating. So many questions I’ve had answered. And I can’t believe not one Turkish person over the last several centuries made this connection until a year ago. Thanks for sharing.