Medic needed... One man down 9 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I doubt he's as ugly as she is on the inside.
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SpankTank! 6 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I think there might be a word missing there, because a parent who finds their child "screwing household things," might consider finding a therapist instead of those other two options.
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His girlfriend ladies and gentlemen 8 comments
It's torment 3 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I'm gonna take a hit here, but I prefer the whole grain Cheerios over honey nut, and always have, even as a kid.
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Name some useless inventions? 6 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
My dad had this model and this exact case. I decided it was important enough to tell everyone. I live dangerously.
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The tunnel 10 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I think that person might be the old man from the story, because while I can't say that I would completely agree with how the situation was handled, that customer deserved to be dropped kicked off a building. His behavior was unacceptable, and nobody should ever allow a person to continue such behavior regardless of "customer service."
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Save lives by killing! 19 comments
Oh thank goodness 4 comments
Oh thank goodness 4 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I have an issue where occasionally the things that pop into my head, immediately exit through my mouth before I can stop it.
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Jesus died for our sins, but Muhammed died for our memes 6 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
Personally, I'd rather have people sleeping with cartoon pillows and watching cartoons, than people who think they have a right to tell others how to live, and discriminate.
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Our school buses didn't have wheels 21 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
The only time I saw them was when our regular bus broke down and they sent the short-bus.
Our school buses didn't have wheels 21 comments
I'm so normal 12 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I don't recall anything like that, but hey a good time is a good time lol
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Sara 5 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
When I saw "Ana!" I thought it said "Anal" and I was thinking that was rather presumptuous for someone attempting to guess who the other person is.
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I'm so normal 12 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
The schools I went to in Florida growing up always had cartons of milk, but occasionally they had little plastic bags of orange and apple juice. I didn't know bagged milk was a thing until the magic of the internet.
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Self-c*ckblocking 9 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
He should have been like.... "Yeah BALLS DEEP IN SOME CHOCOLATE. Sorry, I get really excited about chocolate sometimes." Then it's super awkward but maybe less obvious? Lesser of two evils? I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you shouldn't tell people you want to f**k chocolate.
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Being a grown up is so confusing 7 comments
More rights 11 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
This was taken from a camera comparison on CNET. It states "Both phones were left on the default settings unless otherwise stated with automatic exposure and focus." So you would be correct that they were both set to auto with default settings.
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I played the trombone 7 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
I played saxophone. I was never "cool" nor will I ever be considered "cool." I personally do not care for "ska," and I have the hand-eye coordination and athleticism of a Magikarp, so no frisbee for me unless I want to spend the whole time apologizing to the people or objects I hit.
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Ron deserves better than this 9 comments
grouchymarks
· 6 years ago
"Come Fly With Me" from the same comedy duo that made "Little Britain."
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The tweet of the day 14 comments
