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Wtf teeth 7 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Never underestimate the power of sugar.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Ahhh, I just love Star Wars. I like the way that they handle the Cylons' humanity issues with Mr. Spock.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Was. He is an ex-human, now.
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Rest in peace 2 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Liquid nitrogen, stat!
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Beauty comes first 11 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Dressed by programmer boys. Who live in the basement jacking it to Dolly Parton
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Because that will definitely help to blend in with the natives of the time period...
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Right, which is why time travel is probably going to be disastrous, once it is/has been invented. Our germs will kill them and their germs will kill us.
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
When they came back, the internet emoji was born. Unfortunately, the world had to wait hundreds of years until electiricity, computers and the internet were invented for us to enjoy their discovery.
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Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
I know how to put it, but you got the Name wrong: Its "Guest, you're a fucking idiot." What usually follwos is something like, "Tell your Mom I said hi. She left her shoes in my back seat."
Girl makes presentation on why her crush should date her. A+ For Effort!! 19 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Dude was an idiot (as many, many dudes are). Girl needs a man, and a good man at that. She'd never doubt she was loved and adored. Alas, I think I'm too old at 32 for her.
Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
No, being superior to you makes me superior to you. Also, you have failed to understand the definition of guest. You may leave now.
Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Your Dad after he blew me. Say hi, btw.
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Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
My apologies. Allow me to correct, anonymous (and cowardly) guest: the way the religion is practiced by most modern countries is gender repressive. Howzat work for you?
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Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
No one says you have to buy into a gender-repressive religion, either,
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Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Says the guest posting anonymously so they can try to feel superior to everyone else. Kindly fuck off.
Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
"supposed to", not "legally obligated to". Huge difference.
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Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
I'm guessing you are from well outside the USA, bc doing that in America would just get you followed around by staff trying to prevent you from shoplifting.
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Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
And yet, still not funny.
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Oh god 7 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
That sounds like a pedo-bear wannabe sort of thing to do
Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
I don't even know who they are. With a name like like that, I am guessing its some androgynous k-pop boy band where they have as many boys as girls fapping to their stained photos.
Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Yeah. Maybe someone who knows Nonameforyou and help them remove the large-sized log from their ass so they can develop like a normal human being.
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Oh god 7 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
I don't understand...
Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Then they got the lyrics wrong.
And you thought you were having a bad day 7 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Spoiler Alert: Mom was filming the whole thing.
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Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
At first I thought this was A Chemical Romance's "Welcome to the Black Parade". I totally dig that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
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