*hugs*

We are brothers after all

Puppybirds: acts like a puppy, looks like a bird! (Tastes like a bird too)

"Now back at your man, now back at me, im on a horse"

@supergirl i need confirmation

Idk probably

*provides comfort muffin*

People are stupid -_-

*big dick vs tiny dick

Yes it ordered something using the amazon echo because the amazon echo allows you to buy things on amazon with your voice. The parot probably got the echo to respond and when it offered recommendations for products the parot probably responded with yes or I'd like to order that, thus placing an order for a random product.

Some animals eat only meat!

Look at all that graphical power!

That could be useful and abused though. Here's one: you hear every language in your native or spoken language (you can understand any language in the world) but you can never learn to speak or write any other language and you have no idea that your brain is translating so you think everyone you meet just knows your language.

You can teleport but only when you blink and to a random location.