I'm sure she'd prefer supreme leader of planet earth after she takes over the world. she's an evil genius

but aint ya a grill?

... wat is beetlejuice?

or in the case of massive books each season would be a few chapters

and some liquid nitrogen....

really that's how it works? that easy? what have i been doing wrong my whole life?

ya I'm not in to guys so ya where you at bro? Pretoria is me

yip science!

Or find a way to make meth with bananas and do both

Like temperature. It can be -10*c but only like... (idk the imperial system so just guessing pleas feel free to correct) 14 or so degrees Fahrenheit...

All hail the Queen and her paper bag kingdom!

Hey kids *opens trench coat * wanna buy a cat

It tell them im selling the tickets and they can buy them back if they wanted but since I paid for it i doubt they'd be able to also ground them and basically do what this woman did minus the stupid back story "1D tickets, don't want em, you can have em, sold to the highest bidder" that way they'd also have a hard time buying it back because they won't look for the parental rant tickets and ask for their parents credit card to buy them and go anyway

I love plot twists

Example where do you live I'm in south Africa

*edge Lords