... in more ways than one

All rise for the honorable judge daisy thicctits

Girl you flipping your lid or something? Wat are you gonna do all that for? The shock factor! You best be resisting those urges before you mess yourself

That is the real question

... not cool man... but still hella funny

And maybe some restraints... leather preferably, it fastens tighter

No you had every right to freak out, i meant nothing by it but it still could lead to a lot of unfavourable situations, i trusted you to ignore me like a sane person (or go through with it under your own will and consent, hey if you're an adult and you're into that kind of thing no one can really stop you so you do you) but i never intended on making you do anything you didn't want to and sorry if i seemed to pressure you into doing something you shouldn't, never listen to those kinds of people ever, glad to see you're responsible. Now all this drama aside anyone want imaginary Internet muffins? *hands out freshly made Internet muffins*

Actually that's the point of minimum wage... it's the minimum amount of money you can live on. That's why it's the minimum, if you can't live off of it (and I'm not including luxuries, just the essentials) then it's not the minimum, you're living off below the minimum wage.

Clever girl *sits down next to skittles*

And maybe a paddeling

*hugs and offers delicious comfort muffin*

You madam need a brain scrubbing

Need a hug?

White Christmas episode

Makes sense then

Wait dose this mean you have no thumbs? Wait dose this mean women don't have thumbs! *mind explodes*

You ok?