Wow that took a while

No you do the blood pact ritual handshake... after you beat them in a dual first of course

Hey they get whatever they want but they have to payfor their meal and you pay for yours (this isn't a date, jeez get a job freeloader)

Now all i can picture is a waring alien race goliath woman with like 4 arms and a lot of muscles exclaiming this with pride. Like in the next guardians of the galaxy or like futurama or something they just meet this matriarchal amazonian society and they send their greatest warrior to fight and at the end you find out she was like pregnant the whol movie and now she's going into labour like: "wait you were pregnant this whole time! we climbed mountains, crossed half the galaxy, overthrew a corrupt alien government, you singlehandedly defeated an entire planets army and we saved the galaxy from exploding and the whole fucking time you were pregnant!"
"Indeed i contain multitudes"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER! WHY DID YOU COME! YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"you are weak and you needed my help, i am my people's best warrior, how is this an issue?"

I mean it makes sense i guess

Well where i come from we don't kill people until we've bought them dinner first so sorry if i think it's rude not to give them a last meal before you kill them and bathe in their blood!

....well ok then

And when they do the same to you?

Hey this is a Christian auto correct, no sexting or you'll make jesus sad

That's the plan... but what happens when they dab back?