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Someone please hit me with a truck

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Feels so good after exams 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm not sure what euphoria you're on. I felt like I was suffocating on my own vomit while being dropped into a raging river with a lead yoke around my neck.
What's your name 17 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Which is why I as a yellow piece of shit, can bang a black man and become pregnant whereas if I stick my dong in a dog the dog won't because humans are the same species while humans and dogs aren't.
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What's your name 17 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
It's saying it's not.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Yeah, no. Go fuck yourself because humor is all encompassing and clearly you have a far too narrow definition of "humor".
I don't mind 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF RANDOM PEOPLE IN PUBLIC. BECAUSE IT'S IMPOLITE AND ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT. IT'S IMPOLITE.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Yeah, yes. Please get a sense of humor. Thanks.
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Have fun with that. The driver had gun ports and a shit ton of ammo.
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We all had this professor 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
"rillian"
I'm a "nice guy" 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
It turns out you don't need to use the windows key.
We all had this professor 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I mean...Airwrecka Shawniquieshieka McDougall isn't really an easy name to pronounce. And why the fuck would you name your child "air wrecker" in the first place? That's a shit name by any measure of social appropriateness.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
SO THAT'S WHERE MY MASSIVE TURD WENT
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I'm a "nice guy" 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
How'd you do the square root symbol?
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Because with a bit of skill and lots of grit and spit and money you can make your own armored convoy?
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Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Technically he started the suicide process as soon as he got in the KillDozer. Once the armor was dropped on, there was no way out.
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Oh my goodness... no 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
This is why you don't fucking take pictures of random strangers. And also because it's impolite. And illegal in most places but who gives a fuck.
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I get some of ya would definitely try this 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
But why is it so expensive?
Rusty van 2 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That looks like a motorized paper cut factory.
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"Like bruh, I wanna die" 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'm called the serial rapist and the roofie guy.
Don't tell us where to pee 8 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You can see the "fed up with this bullshit" on his face already
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heroes never die 1 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Correction:
MY heroes never die
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You all spout tolerance and acceptance of lifestyles (LGBT) and religion and whatnot and then you all start harping on someone for polygamy/premarital sex. Furthermore, you all assume that the couple didn't give the OK for this beforehand. Obviously from the context of the post they didn't but you all still shoot down the thought that it's possible to be polygamous without cheating.
Worst nightmare. 26 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Welcome to Funsubstance. Fuckholery abounds by the handful, stupidity reigns unchecked, and hypocrisy is a familiar neighbor.
Who's that Pokémon? 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'm kinda unplugged right now. What's this new covfefe thing?
Interesting take by a German 30 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Jew guys need to stop gassing so punny
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Genius 20 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'm talking barely bald tires, not ice-skating-rink flat.
If you crash hard enough to go through the window, there's gonna be a shit ton more crap that passing cars have to worry about than some dinky safety glass.