Well and then there's that fucker who got animal zoned. Who was it? Oh yes, t'was @i_

I've waited so long to make an i_ pun.

There's a lot of people who say their one-on-one interactions with him are actually very tame and satisfying but holy hell if he doesn't spout the most ignorant shit on tweeter.

How can you tell the fork is fake?

Technically we also share a common ancestor with jellyfish.

Well see first of all those aren't even insults.

If you threw in real life as good as you are now, you'd be in the MLB hall of fame.
I would say you suck but I don't need to remind a whore to do their job
Atlas carried the weight of the sky, but even he couldn't carry your dead weight to victory
Who needs healers when you're all too dead to heal? *switches off*

what the hell?

It actually hurts me to release tension in my shoulders because I've been tense for so many years that when I release, I guess the blood flow increases or maybe my nerves get pinched or whatever and my shoulders hurt and my arms tingle.

I thought cats couldn't taste sweet?

I'd be a happy fuck if I got takeout delivered to my house fifty times a day.

what the fuck

The US is the third largest country by landmass, third largest population, and we probably have by far the greatest cultural, racial, ethnic, and every other kind of diversity. You know why everyone agrees to gun control everywhere else? Because there's not enough people to disagree (homogeneous culture) and/or the country's small enough that it's actually practical to enforce strict gun laws.