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Sigismund III, should it concern anyone 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Shit man I'm Chinese and when I went to a Chinese market with my family once I saw four of my dads and two of my sisters and two of my moms. And then I found my actual family.
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He has a point.  21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
wait can someone give me the flu?
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Lonely 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I know right? Homework and going to bed are literally the only highlights I can depend on for my daily "uplifting". Occasionally I'll find something else interesting but as far as something I can depend on every day, it's only those two.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
the tangent plane
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What do you all think about this perspective? 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Well good taste would say that dark jokes are not jokes. Hood is saying that a good delivery and followthrough is what makes a good joke regardless of its content.
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Misunderstanding 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
viva la caped baldy
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Good Bois 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Hey I’m a solid B student and there is no way that is acceptable. There are so many resources I could use to get that A and I’m just too much of a bitch to use them. There is always a way to improve your grade.
Good Bois 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Why is this news at all? Why does anyone find it surprising when a wild animal kills something that's hunting it?
It's like saying oh congratulations I got a B on the math test I studied for. First of all there's nothing special about a B; there's literally no excuse besides a critical condition in life or health to not get an A. Also since we all know this i_ chap is kind of a moron a B really shouldn't be surprising either.
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What a marvel 14 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
"because race matters"
Sad, True and Effective 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I’m thinking through the various phases of life and the only time I can imagine a vastly different “idealized” expectation between family and Valentine’s Day is in old age when your love is dead but your family still cares about you.
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Sad, True and Effective 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
what the hell is family day?
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Absolute madman 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
public nuisance perhaps?
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Jaaa why man. :( 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
that somebody is yourself
Theoretical phone calls 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Maybe because stereotypes have a reason to exist.
Theoretical phone calls 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
mom to child: 2h 88 min
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Zero f*cks were given that day 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Have you tried chicken fried poodle?
Winner f*cks Trudeau's wife 22 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
poutine
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Relatable af 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I watched Deadpool in Korean with what I suspect to be shitty English subtitles.
The job will be done 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Is that a bear, cat, koala, fucked up raccoon, some shitty rendition of a dog, or a monstrous hybrid?
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Relatable af 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You know what hurts even more? Unsynchronized audio-visual. See: The Room.
How to sing the lion king 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
nahhhh's
bananaaaaaaas
bada beach ee-sawa
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Please 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
the bullet, depression, a father, or talking?
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Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I don't care enough to argue.
Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
apparently yes
Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
1. Arrived to school late and through a random series of events was alerted to the presence of and confronted (presumably not physically) the bomber and died
2. Was going to school (presumably not late) and proactively recognized and physically engaged the bomber and died