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Youtubers today 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Best I can do you is five
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Best uber driver 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I always hear them way before I see them and usually not even then. And then I'm constantly on edge wondering which intersection they'll pop out from when they're actually three blocks over running parallel to me so it sounds like they're a lot closer than they really are.
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This cats reaction to a tornado siren 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
that siren sounds haunting
True hero! 14 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Yeah but a lot of times things just fail in a "oh yeah we'll fix it later" sort of way, not catastrophically "oh shit this needed fixing last week" sort of way.
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Quick fix 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
what's happening? popping a hip back into place?
That's how you show respect 7 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Then you break her neck in court and just let that be that. At least you'll be getting in trouble for something you actually did.
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DMV 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
How the hell is being an amputee not a permanent condition?
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Love the actor, hate the character 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Her face does not look like Cersei. I remember Cersei having a rounder face and less pronounced cheekbones.
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Love the actor, hate the character 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I don't recognize her face. Who is she?
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Hell might be a nice place to live 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Is that Maisie Williams?
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Shall we bomb them to learn them manners ? 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Isn't any non-ethanol already poisonous on its own?
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Its been a month so far 21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
In any case I thought your comment was a pun on "acute myocardial infarction" which is just the fancy name for "heart attack". My comment was a joke on how fat people are more prone to heart disease or something like that.
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Its been a month so far 21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
obtuse means fat or thick doesn't it?
Its been a month so far 21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
yes but obtuse leads to heart disease
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He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Your entrance requirements are too high for me
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He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
International Secret Intelligence Service
Life comes at you fast 27 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
But is it like a steel-white or a paint-white or a crayon-white?
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Life comes at you fast 27 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm colorblind, isn't that just brushed steel?
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The feeling when you start falling off a sofa but you can't bother to do anything about it 7 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Yes but the picture (assumably) shows bending solid glass not molten glass. And your link doesn't help because all it brings up are weblinks to bent glass makers or if you go to images, of not straight glass. But not gay glass either.
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“Haunted old cooter.” 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
There's a youtube video out there of someone attaching a camera to a dick and you see everything as they have sex. It's not removed because it's classified as "educational" and "mature content" so there is an age restriction.
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Awesome matches life hack 12 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Actually now that I think about it, it probably won’t work even then. Strike-anywheres are designed to NOT go off inside the box when all the heads are packed together just like the gif shows. In addition to friction, you need to mix the two chemicals in the head so you need to strike at an angle.
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Awesome matches life hack 12 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
This only works on strike-anywhere matches.
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How much would you do this for? 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
But there's probably hella hazard pay and bonuses
Priorities 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I didn’t see the blindfold. I thought that red but was just from bad compression
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Priorities 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
How the hell do you fuck up that bad? I'm a shit track...participant for lack of a better word, and even I'm not that bad.
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