I don't like the first one, the teacher chopping away at the kid until they're something that society finds acceptable, cutting away the majority of who they are.

A lot more aspects change in the pictures, such as angle, filtering, and lighting.

I use this method and I'm a guy.

Where'd that elephant come from? Who's playing Jumanji?

Artist name?

The title pun <3

The tech support agent side of Tumblr.

Now is the time that you peasants enjoy my vanilla flavoring but it's not for long till I have you in my demise. BOW BEFORE ME THE DARK GODDESS OF DANNON

Helping people do their business~

Picking up some dinner for me I see c:

I am a guy and I would use this strategy.

Artist name?

Dead-ication

Looking at that battery I see someone just made a frantic sprint to a charger...

Some people never realize how sexual that song actually is.

This is what I want my life to be like. Seven Labradors in my bed along with my wife.
To be cuddly of course not to be messed up or extremely kinky.
I'm a dog lover
Damn it everything I say can end up being received as creepy and sexual
DOGGIES ARE CUDDLY AND NICE DON'T BE PERVERTED

Because it's a bit too choppy. Would look nice with a better resolution.