Probably Canada

Kennedy would have seen the bullet coming

*eats the whole pack in 1 sitting*

At this point it's not a matter of who would be the best president, but who would be the most interesting

Where am I gonna find a smoking dog though

*sees shuttle bus*
*runs in front of it at the last second*
Oh well, guess I get free tuition

And then the black guy dies first

"There are still Jews alive, which means the holocaust never happened"

Everyone who has ever ingested dihydrgoen monoxide has died. educate yourself

Disown him immediately

I have, 2 nights in a row. Did some stupid shit that makes me feel like an idiot everytime I remember them

*hopes someone notices and starts talking to me about the book*

In before it had laxatives