YASSS.
Side note and minor spoiler: is anybody else sad about the Lasagna Face? I was kinda fond of it at this point.

Glorious

Everybody in my Gov. Class thinks I'm some sort of Cannibal because we were discussing the cannibalistic Russian couples and I was criticising their choices and pointing out what they should have done......all I did was watch Hannibal T^T

Masterful

It's like an aquatic Golden Snidget

'Scuuuuuse me.

Good theory though. I feel like that would make a wonderful fanfiction

You mean they lost their shIT

....did you mean /Blair the Cat/?

Stay safe, squish boi

Drive safe, pupper.

What does the Russian say at the end?

How polite

SH-Punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Jaw-I always hear 'punch me in the face' when I'm talking to you. It's usually subtext though.

Koalas are very NOT CHILL. They seem chill since the eucalyptus leaves kind of keep them high, but oh golly. Get one of those fuckers wet or hungry, and you have a very, very angry and terrifying ball of pure rage. They're monsters.

I watched this short the other day and legitimately was crying a little bit. Just a little.

I've seen this a few times in my various lurkings, but it leaves me wheezing every damn time.

I feel this on a spiritual level.

So say goodbye to maaaaaaaasturbating! I want that guy, Gastoooooooooooon!

....Ban, is that you?

Nobody was allowed to call him Teddy without a solid punch to the jaw or at least a good death glare after that because that was what his wife called him.