Jokur

jokur_and_batmon

Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.
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Me playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Did I finish the book or did the book finish me?
I'm not charmander. 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I know I’m late to the party, but if you use strip tests you can test a soda to see if it’s truly diet or not. A diet reads ‘lo’ and regular reads some crazy number or ‘high’.
Eeeeevil 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I prefer Jason Mommoa shirtless
I applaud this man 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
My uncle is in the ICU at the moment because he contracted HIV 30 years ago and it’s about to kill him
#myasshole 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I read it as number
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Escaped medical leech on hospital floor 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
But why is he trailing so much blood?
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Star Wars Countdown: 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Uhhhhh no back off with ya human race bs I am a human and a Trekkie and would therefore disprove your fandom name
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The Trustworthiness Of Beards 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
What’s worse than the hitler? The porn stash
Um, rude 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Excuse you I was only 5 pounds
the most adorable portrayal of sexuality 78 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I understand how all of these corrolate back to their sexuality except for the homosexual horsie. Like you swing between guys and gals for bi
You go one way for straight
You sit going no where for asexual
But like ??? On the horse metaphor
Wanna buy a husky? 26 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
If you love dogs and your god loves you, should your god not understand you having one? I try my hardest to respect religions but when I see things like this my heart hurts a lil
Looks about rigth 84 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I’ve honestly never seen a women walk into a men’s room to be a creep, but I have had a man walk into the bathroom I was in and try to watch. No one I know has looked at a guys junk on purpose, but I have seen guys who stare down women like a lion with prey. Other than my mother (a veteran of the army) I have never known a woman that had a decent punch, I’ve tried to fight a guy off and he laughed at my punch and later he put a hole in the wall with his. I’ve never known a guy who was assaulted by a woman but I know I would take it seriously. However, when a pedophile made advances towards me everyone merely ignored it and later claimed they couldn’t remember anything whilst avoiding my eyes. When my friend was raped at 4 no one called the police, they just moved “silly ol’ grandpa” somewhere else. Another friend’s father raped her, her sister, and several kids in my school. When was it considered a problem with the church and police? Not when the mother reported it but when a boy did.
p*rn actress, Sunny Lane's, managers are her parents 31 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
There’s a family where the mom was once a stripper and love the art of pole dancing so much she later got her future husband into it. And after awhile they had 3 kids (one older boy and 2 very little girls) and the couple taught the kids to pole dance. So, the whole family pole dances together in skimpy outfits and the parents critic the kids moves
Cant we all just let respect each others belief 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Come to Texas and you’ll be suprised how religious some of our “public” schools get
huh? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
My best friend in 8th grade would knit in class all the time, and she always wore these ponchos or sweaters she made herself
Traffic in the DFW 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
It’s so beautiful when you see that even in the vast expanse of the internet DFW ppl are always there. Like it gives me such a small world feeling because I know I wouldn’t meet y’all in real life but like you’re so close and yet so far as no one is leaving the house due to the heat
Shit got serius 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Same
Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Tri One The Immortal of Asia
Pokemon Park 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Y must they hurt me lik this
THE HOOOOOKS!! 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Random is my life now. I couldn’t really stand the front page anymore
Anyone wanna be my barney? 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
the police are here Barney don’t say those things
This is edgy & would scare the children 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Love your curves and all your edges
THE HOOOOOKS!! 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Some external factors can in fact influence DNA. Solar radiation for example can mutate your DNA and cause cancer
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Colorful cacti 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
*Breaking News from a Cacti and Succulent Owner*: please don’t buy painted plants! Don’t support the people who do this! Paint isn’t good for a plant, and even if they use plant safe materials it’s likely to endanger the plants health and growth by preventing photosynthesis!! Save the plants go for natural beauty
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