Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Young magician turns coffee into money 32 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Can I fuck the time cops
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Young magician turns coffee into money 32 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Wonderful
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Good movies always have this one trait 24 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
David tennant is just hot
Simmer well pupper 158 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
It works. I had spaghetti today
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Toddler cruz 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
It’s hard to be a Texan in the cold man
Lion's Battle Scars 37 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
This is two years old but that’s a great way to see this again
whats the best part? 24 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
That’s nasty as all hell
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Have you seen a baby dolphin before? 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT oR sO HeLp ME!
It's in 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I thought they were brothers
Biggest scam ever 18 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I’m late, but....... when one of my neighbors moved out they found that he had never once taken his dog for a walk. In the 3 years he’d lived in that two bedroom apartment. Instead he let the dog use the carpet as a bathroom. It was so bad they tore out everything in there, scrubbed the concrete (for
dayyyyyys), and fumigated it. However, after all that it still smells like piss and shit all through the house to this very day.
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Road not work ahead 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
But I’d say that he’s mostly now known for his Microsoft paint works
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I would be drowning in p*ssy 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
In the long ass times ago only relatively rich or famous people could get their paintings done. And most rich families of the time were inbred to some extent. (plus if you’re rich enough to pay a painter and go a whole 1-2 days without working, then you’re rich enough to buy your title of handsome)
This restaurant encourages guests to reduce wastage 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
But like cafeteria food tastes bad sometimes
Movie theater seats 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I’m the director
I wonder what else they can see 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
*pupjection
I want to watch that! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
I wish they hadn’t let futurama die. It would have been fun to see them incorporate the last few years into the history of earth
Big Boi 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Aw! I love big cats. Currently my only cat is super tiny and she barely weighs 7 pounds (and that’s with her having a bit of belly)
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Movie theater seats 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
In the projector
Movie theater seats 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
You always gotta sit under the projector
18 Left-Handed People Problems 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Plus I’ve recently found that those half gloves aren’t necessarily for lefties and ink problems. They’re used by artists who use drawing tablets.
Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
She looks like she doesn’t want ya damn chocolates
Fashionable hoodwear 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
What do you call them?
My only thought when seeing the original 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
7000+ hours on sims
But I am lazy 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
10. You’ve never been in a relationship and therefore don’t know how to initiate one
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Tyrannosaurus for your pocket 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago
Looks like One Piece but don’t quote me
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