kamatsu
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Responsible adults, pls confirm 9 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
I recently became what legally qualifies as an "adult" and am terrified by the prospect of needing to cook for myself one day. I'm still amazed that I'm the one who put a banking app on my phone.
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Timezones are the worst 34 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Just explain to them that the basis of most Australian slang is shortening down a noun into a single syllable and adding 'o' to the end.
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Beauty & The Beast: part 4 10 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Odd how I keep getting ads for yaoi manga on this site. Perhaps this explains it...
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For all those tinfoil hatters out there 22 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
As Tim Minchin once said, "alternative medicine is, by definition, medicine that has not been proven to work, or medicine that has been proven not to work."
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Wait till they join the army 22 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
That's what it's called where I live, and that's how I felt every time my PE teacher said we would be doing it.
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Wait till they join the army 22 comments
Get the Dr Pepper ready 6 comments
"Brazzers university" 15 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Well, the years start coming, and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun;
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
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Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun;
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
Seriously though New Zealand is a great country anyone else from there? 6 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Australia's is a kangaroo. At least New Zealand's is in the right group of animals.
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I want 50 23 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
I want a cape, but I take public transport everywhere, so not only am I not cool enough to pull it off, I'd end up getting stuck in a door and Dynaguy'd, Splashdown'd, Stratogirl'd, Thunderhead'd or Syndrome'd.
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Send them a bigger one, one with future 21 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
A good idea combining horse genitals and amputation/castration: pictures of a horse cock, then gelding. Verb, not noun.
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Make Pluto great again!! 19 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
That said, I'll probably be OK if I can just face up to my anxieties.
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Edited 7 years ago
Make Pluto great again!! 19 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
I have neither proper understanding nor control of my emotions, the reality of adulthood is getting closer with each passing day and I'm worried that I'm starting to legitimately anger my crush by finally being more insistent about telling her to watch the only thing I've properly told her to watch. That I told her to watch over two and a half years ago. And have wanted to discuss with her since then. Of course, I'm not even sure how what I feel has changed over the past 3 years and if I actually still like her, if I ever did, or if I simply crave close companionship and am confusing it with caring about a specific person to a greater degree than all others. So yeah; I'm not sure who I'm asking to help me, but this is probably the most emotional pain I've experienced.
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Anything else? 8 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Unfortunately, the only Wallaby Way that I've been able to find inside the right state (New South Wales) is about 450 kilometers (280 miles) from Sydney.
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Just a normal tuesday in Sweden 41 comments
Best quote ever 10 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
While standing less than 15 meters from his own corpse, if I recall correctly.
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