I despise her. Every role I've ever seen her in. She looks like a skinny miss piggy.

As if I needed another reason to move to the land of the hobbits.

Tricks, tricks everywhere.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Please don't ever have sex, even a chance reproducing with that much stupidity should be a crime.

That's because they use paint in the commercials lol.

Deport his ass.

Unless of course you're one of those people who even forgets where they take off their shoes. I'm pretty sure that happens to me 4 times a week.

Seriously who defends Paris Hilton, even her own grandfather is ashamed of her. That's why his money is going charity for her behavior.

Its amazing how truly great people can be when they come together.

How else would you know when to laugh...

Since iTunes has a new version every time you turn your computer on.

Yeah that's beyond creepy.

So he looked more like a snake I would assume.

Our park has one of those bad boys and it is magical.

Apply cold water.

Or she was getting the dog cremated like some people do, if you have no where to bury it.

That's because it is a golden retriever.

That has no window to escape from.

I'm pretty sure Catholicism isn't God.