Or an ugly tie
Both have the potential to make you sexy

"Oh no, he's got a towel! We'll have to go around the other waaay!"

I dont think it is. He has to get it professionally painted. http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/mans-vandalised-car-turns-out-to-be-anniversary-prank-by-his-girlfriend

The venom symbiote has recently bonded to him so he's feeling like a badass. He walks down the street half dancing, popping his collar, flirting with girls, just being silly :)

I have a 1lb gummy bear :) I don't want your bleach though

His face makes me think of that line from Donnie Darko "when you fall asleep tonight I'm gonna fart in your face."

Horrifying but also something I would watch

There's no need to be rude. I was just sharing my experience