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BBW 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Could also be Big Breasted Women
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh wow haha No kink shame
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I don't think so, human! 10 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My gma got a small dog that wanted to sleep on the bed under the covers. My gma didn't like it so one night she basically dutch ovened her poor doggo
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I don't immediately think about sex and touching her boobs..in fact I never mentioned sex at all :/ That's what I think over the course of a couple minutes while standing in line at the store or wherever I am. I'm a human and sometimes my mind wanders to places of a sexual nature. I don't see how that's an issue
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Yes but is a tank top not appropriate? Not a thin little spaghetti strap but a normal tank top. Or a shirt with a wider neck(not low cut) Is that not appropriate? Wearing juggalo makeup to work in a bank is not the same It's a silly exaggeration. As a parent I don't approve of the short shorts and half shirts or tube tops even outside of school
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I agree school is for learning but you don't have to be half naked for bra straps to show. They stick out of certain shirts like tank tops. Or if the straps cross in the back
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Here's my thought process on bra straps: " I like that color..I bet that's a cute bra...she's kind of cute herself....she probably looks sexy in that bra...she looks to be about a (insert cup size)...I bet they're soft..I wonder what her nipples look like...I want to touch"
My thought process on boxers: "Those are a nice color." Or "my husband has those"
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klymaxx · 6 years ago
Da da.....da da.....da da da da....*screams*
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I am that one person 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Sit awkwardly in a corner avoiding eye contact...or any human interaction really
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All aboard 12 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I thought he was tony stark at first
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I am that one person 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
For me it's dogs and kids
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All aboard 12 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
How is a turkey a therapy pet??
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Doctor: "Open up! Here comes Mr. Quackers...*makes quacking noises while inching closer*
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They are rare I tell you!!!!!!! 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lady gaga would be all over those
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Good god that comment made me flinch
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It doesn't hurt at all unless they pinch you
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
*laughing hysterically* I can just see someone making an appointment for a pap smear then being shocked when the doc goes south
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Until you see one in person and see it's not so little and it can pinch and cut you haha x_x
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It's called a speculum
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My first pap was...interesting. I was nervous as hell so my doctor started telling me dumb blonde jokes(because I was a blonde).
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Acceptance 1 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I went to a street fair last weekend with my son and mom. My mom went to smoke so my son and I were standing (in the rain) watching the band. About 10 minutes go by and I feel one hand grab my shoulder and one hand kind of rub my middle back area. Thinking it was my mom I lean back into it then turn around to see a big bearded man smiling. He tells me I can go inside to get out of the rain. Horrified I tell him "No thanks. We just came out." I've been trying to come to terms with that for about 168 hours.
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Clever bastard 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I saw a kid at the fair yesterday, looked to be about 10 and he was wearing a Netflix and chill shirt x_x
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Even 15 is too young imo haha But then again I don't even have a facebook....I don't have anything except FS
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Is that facebook? Why does an 11 yr old have a facebook??
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Whatever it takes to get her number 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Doesn't want to sweat it off or have it rub off
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