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Com Truise
Galimatias
Circa Survive
Goopsteppa
Somatoast
Tipper
Opiuo
Russ Liquid
Wisp - N'RTHNDR
Bluetech - The Divine Invasion
Granpa doin Granpa things. 7 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
His name is actually Dick
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Dress as illegal substance for Halloween 9 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
@m Really? Weird.
@silvermyth Kinder joy and Kinder surprise are different. Kinder joy is the American version because we're not allowed to have non food stuffs in our food. It would be pretty boring if it was just a hollow chocolate egg haha
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@silvermyth Kinder joy and Kinder surprise are different. Kinder joy is the American version because we're not allowed to have non food stuffs in our food. It would be pretty boring if it was just a hollow chocolate egg haha
10+ most hilarious parenting tweets you have seen in 2017 6 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
My son had a fake steering wheel toy and would pretend to drive when we were in the car. He once threw a tantrum and told my husband he was a "bada" (bad dada) because my husband wouldn't stop steering the car while we were driving down a curvy highway
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Dress as illegal substance for Halloween 9 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
They just came out in November...I'd say that's fairly new. They're called Kinder Joy now
Just a thought 6 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
I can recite it backwards as well. Strangely, I had to learn how to do it as part of a Scientology course
3...2...1... Hit it 4 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
This is me on my deck every morning...yesterday I almost slid down my stairs x_x
Dress as illegal substance for Halloween 9 comments
Tricks 6 comments
Tricks 6 comments
Wow It's mom! But I'm sleepy 4 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
Your comment reminds me of an episode of Weeds...this rich, suburban, white lady walks up to this black couple who have a baby. She says "Oh! Why are black babies so cute?!" Annoyed, the black lady replies "I don't know. Why are white babies so ugly?"
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A very metal christmas 8 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
I swear this gets posted every year around xmas lol It's like an FS tradition
This show is brilliant
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This show is brilliant
Pajeet discusses how women get aroused 2 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
First, the vagina is pretty elastic. When women become aroused their vaginal canal can elongate to accomodate many sizes, then will shrink back down. In my personal experience and experience from playing with women, using a big dildo is not going to lessen the amount of pleasure a woman would feel from a normal sized dick(if she's properly aroused)...I've found it can increase pleasure. All toys increase blood flow but big dildos stretch the vaginal walls, so when they're removed there's a rush of blood to the area causing the inner tissue to engorge, making it more sensitive, receptive, and juicy. But this may not be true for all women
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I love science 11 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
My son and I thought this was kinda neat...
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/
And is that supposed to be Mars?..why is there a McDonalds? Haha
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http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/
And is that supposed to be Mars?..why is there a McDonalds? Haha
Sometimes you just want to go to sleep 19 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
That's good..like I said I'm not in favor of cheating or causing someone to cheat
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We have respect 37 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
I don't know if you're joking lol The eyes on the model in the pic at the top of the article
Sometimes you just want to go to sleep 19 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
She didn't want the D, she wanted the F ;)
Personally, I think it's good you didn't make a move but I'm not one for cheating. As a woman I'm going to say the problem lies somewhere in the first 2 hours of playing footsies. It should have been like 5-10 min max of footsies then you make your move. Or after her saying "whaaat..nnooo" You should have called her on it and told her what was up..but I know that's easier said than done. It sounds like she was testing the waters and probably got the wrong vibe from you
Not the wrong vibe...just not THAT vibe
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Personally, I think it's good you didn't make a move but I'm not one for cheating. As a woman I'm going to say the problem lies somewhere in the first 2 hours of playing footsies. It should have been like 5-10 min max of footsies then you make your move. Or after her saying "whaaat..nnooo" You should have called her on it and told her what was up..but I know that's easier said than done. It sounds like she was testing the waters and probably got the wrong vibe from you
Not the wrong vibe...just not THAT vibe
Gotta love those comments 15 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
He lifted 200 quintillion tons in All Star Superman saying "I feel like I can lift more..."
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Sometimes you just want to go to sleep 19 comments
We have respect 37 comments
Easy peasy 5 comments
klymaxx
· 6 years ago
A friend of mine, "Bob", used to live in a very crappy part of town. His bedroom and livingroom windows looked right into the windows of the building next to his, which was only a couple feet away. The guy who lived there was a tweeker and bat shit crazy. He would yell at Bob whenever he was in either room...screaming obscenities and gibberish. If Bob was chillin' in the living room the guy would stand at his window for hours and rant and rave. Bob got sick of it and started taping a pic of some celebrities face in the window of whichever room he wasn't in. The guy would stand there yelling at this pic for hours
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