The absolute madman.

KA-KA-KAROT CAKE!?!

Mormons are a pretty big business too

*woosh*

Wait wat?

Inch thick steal won't do much against a lot of higher powered guns though.

Yeah the only motivation any attractive person has is for money or power. /s

Why would death care about tax dodgers?

The joke or the title?

We keep in touch but long distance was too difficult for us to maintain.

Yeah we dated a while but we had to split up when she went back to France.

Yeah thanks, I remember a tiny bit of French from when I had a French exchange student in my math class and I wanted to impress her by speaking in her native language.

I dunno I probably butchered what I meant to say.

JE ME RENDS!

Could just be his natural body shape. Some people have a simply wider upper torso even with a lot of work.

Dude wtf

Somebody hasn't heard Hey Ya by Outkast