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kouyaaotsuki


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Trying to eat mozzarella sticks, it's not for everyone 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
@title-chan might be able to help
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Trying to eat mozzarella sticks, it's not for everyone 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
It might be a jet ski
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When vegetarians decide to hunt 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
...And so, the chase begins
Ladies pick your man 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Furry Underage Anime Waifu: $-15
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Can't help it 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Did you just A S S U M E it’s S U P E R I O R F O R M?
Rootin tootin Valdemir Putin 17 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Ruby and Sapphire certainly are
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Rootin tootin Valdemir Putin 17 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Ruby X Sapphire?
Pearl X Rose?
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Another way to immortalize that special day 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
it might be Kindle
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There's always two sides of the story 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Nonsense! I'm Chinese, 183 cm, and im only 13 years old
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Every Sunday morning 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
That'll be arranged at 6:30 am
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Hi Billy Mays with new product 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
"I'm lov'in it!"
Dem ninja's 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Let’s roast the onion:
“Your opinions are bullshit”
“A dodo would never associate itself with this inferior sphere”
20 years? I'm like that now lol 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Except there is no Dobbie, or Snape
Good parents 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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How to make Howlers 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Me too
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We need nuts to save the Earth 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
It is me
Kids smh. 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Is that cereal?
Good parents 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Aha, I forgot the age.
I suppose it’s possible that it was made before they left on their voyage, and told a servant or something what to do in case
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Should have anticipated that 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Then what’s the point about bragging about his dick, if he’s always going to avoid sex
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We must find a way 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
No
So long 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Phew, There is only one of me
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My favorite Witcher quote 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
It’s their substitute for toilet paper, they stick it into their butthole to clean their ass
Good parents 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
The real mystery is that to her parents died while Elsa was young, how did they figure out her hand size?
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They in jail 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I try to be A, but often times I screw up and do B
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Apropriate 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
He actually did a pretty good job
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