And they have an human-filter on their elephant snapchat. :)

Well you aren't wrong, all those words for perfect to describe me

It's not the toilet doors, it's the mystery
It's not anger, it's the confusion

You beat me to it

In the university my grandpa used to work in, they have stray cats wandering around everywhere at night. People who didn't want their cat anymore just dumped them there

But protect the girls with one purple eye and hair

"Christopher, would you please get off your phone in class"

That'be anyone face if you told them you want them to be a sex slave

Thank you Captain Obvious

Its a miracle you have three friends

Oh no. Hopefully the boy isn't behind it