Why is there a java emoji after the "Every"?

yes

It is I, another adult, my hobbies include stonks, business, just like every adult!

Never unsee

Both Ai of Han and Dong Xian had wives, just that Emperor Ai didn't have children

Mfw this post saved me from probably college detention. I was browsing and shitposting memes as usual in a study room at school when suddenly a math teacher comes up behind me just as I reached this post. She asked me what I’m doing and read the post, then left thinking I’m doing something about inflation n shit

There was this chinese story about a man who introduced agriculture to China and went on a journey to test which plants were edible. According to books and internet, he ate a tea leaf whenever he tasted something poisonous. He had three bags, on bag for things that can be eaten, one for poisonous things, and one for medicical plants. In the end, he died by poisoning, he was one step too late with the tea leaves.

>:( The apartment that I recently rented did not come with this! I’m selling the appartment until I find one that gives me the luscious pumpkin spice water!!1

The eyes be like, W O K E

Hercules recarinated

10/10 for the elephant. I hope he’s willing to teach

I am the orphanage

Draw more

She should have just used dogfilters

They look look like Pokemon, especially the European ones

Floof

Local unsupervised 8-year-olds would like to know your location

Oh deary me, I thought funsubstance was a website for memes, not school shooting protests, political conflict and cardiac heart cycles