Kouya

kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
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Is this the new lightsaber my coworkers are talking about? 25 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
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Mini spikes 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
no they still soft
Can someone give them advice on how not to spill it? 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Maybe someone drank it beforehand and they just don’t wanna have filthy indirect kisses
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Indecisiveness will cost you 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Same thing
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She can't be the right 5 comments
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Mini spikes 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
They look like porcupine seeds, you pop one into the ground and a few months later the porcupines grow with water and sunlight
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Dishonor! 25 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
This site has too much people who will happily type you a essay to prove a point
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The veil is marble too 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
As delicate as my emotions
I'd buy her potatoes 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
“No no... This potatoe no good, I sell you for 50p”
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cRONCH 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
They were the same peeps that did the pearl’s secret rapping career videos
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When the two friends you introduced to each other start hanging out without you 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Entei gonna have to watch his ass
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Bird Anime 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I remember there is a series of this
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Pokemon lessons 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Even if it evolves it will still be bug type, so Misty will still hate
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What did the proton say to the electron 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
You’re funny
Neck pain? No problem! 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
The quality makes it look like titties ;D
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Matches helping me through the tough times 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Ha ha ha! Good fun for the family
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What I Learned from Cooking Shoes 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
@title, I like mine tender
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Affordable housing for millennials 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
My, my, time to buy me an industrial oven for my abominations of creations
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go feed a homeless person, or give a friend a hug. idk. do something nice. 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
My dude nice watermark, Pictophile community 10/10
Choose Your Own Adventure story 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
We all need more original fairy tales like this one :D
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Found a loophole 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
My comrade you would have all the players hammering up their shelled feet at your precious flesh hands with some weak ass glove
wholesome 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
You’re overthinking the joke, the father named his son ‘Your mother’ because the father loves the son’s mother, who is the father’s wife (presumably) It is hinting the passion the father has for his wife, kinda cute
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Best before tomorrow.....I think 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Isn’t everyone best before Monday?
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