kouyaaotsuki
“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
Love you too, Timebender25
Is this the new lightsaber my coworkers are talking about? 25 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
(̹͔̝̻̤ͭͥ͗̆͂͛̈ͮ͐͗̉̀ͦ̔̚ͅ ͔̻͙̭̫͖̟̗̘̖ͤ͂ͪͭͧͫ̂͂̾°̦̺̫̦̜̥̣̆ͣ̎̃̍ͯ̅ͮ̽̌ͅͅ ̲͖͔͚͕̏ͯ̊̉ͦ̒̊̏̿ʖ̬̟͚̗̰̗̱̹̗̥̻ͯͨ͐̾͂̇ ͍̫͓̮̝̺̱̲͉̝͉̰̭̬͔͔͓͙̞̾̓̇̈́͐̈́°͓̪̙̝̗̜̗̝̈́̈́͋̾̈ͣ̊ͫ̾̌̏̔̌̉̿̉͛̿̌)͙͇̝͖̰͉̩̜̝̖̥̞̭̫͕̙̭̋ͩ̃̈͆ͨͯͯ̈́͛̍̂̅͒̃̆ͭ̂̽
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Can someone give them advice on how not to spill it? 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
Maybe someone drank it beforehand and they just don’t wanna have filthy indirect kisses
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She can't be the right 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
You see, this is where the pee jug comes in:
https://www.amazon.com/Gloveleya-Plastic-Urinal-Bottle-Camping/dp/B01C8CDSPG
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https://www.amazon.com/Gloveleya-Plastic-Urinal-Bottle-Camping/dp/B01C8CDSPG
Mini spikes 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
They look like porcupine seeds, you pop one into the ground and a few months later the porcupines grow with water and sunlight
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Dishonor! 25 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
This site has too much people who will happily type you a essay to prove a point
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I'd buy her potatoes 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
“No no... This potatoe no good, I sell you for 50p”
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cRONCH 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
They were the same peeps that did the pearl’s secret rapping career videos
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Pokemon lessons 9 comments
Neck pain? No problem! 2 comments
Matches helping me through the tough times 2 comments
What I Learned from Cooking Shoes 3 comments
Affordable housing for millennials 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
My, my, time to buy me an industrial oven for my abominations of creations
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Choose Your Own Adventure story 7 comments
Found a loophole 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
My comrade you would have all the players hammering up their shelled feet at your precious flesh hands with some weak ass glove
wholesome 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
You’re overthinking the joke, the father named his son ‘Your mother’ because the father loves the son’s mother, who is the father’s wife (presumably) It is hinting the passion the father has for his wife, kinda cute
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Best before tomorrow.....I think 5 comments