Dogs are great at detecting emotions, and will often stay close to you if you're in emotional distress. I remember my dog staying super close to me and being more clingy than usual when I kept crying one day.

The fox looks so proud and it makes me super happy.

My boyfriend and I joke that adult timeout is when hockey players have to sit in the penalty box.

Fergie has an amazing voice for rock. She did a song with Slash called "Beautiful Dangerous" and she sounds amazing. Here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfpQtBLWn0

I hope the uber driver will play the song "Jesus Take the Wheel" during the drive.

Now that I think about it, North Korea probably has one of the lowest carbon footprint of any country.

Men are victims of domestic abuse just as much as women are; the number of victims per gender are about the same. However, men are much less likely to report it.

This reminds me of a post on here a while ago where this girl was talking about how it's not that hard to be debt-free after college, except this post is about hard work and determination rather than being condescending.

Shitty parking story: I was at the gas station and I was using the back pump because someone else's car was at the front pump. The front car leaves and I eventually get to as well. But then I see that I can't drive passed the front pump because someone decides to park their huge truck in a spot perpendicular to the front pump. I was forced to reverse very carefully so that I could leave where I entered while avoiding the gas station sign and other cars parked on the side.

Judge: This is a trial accusing you of cannibalism

My sister used to do this all the time. She would watch TV while being on her phone, and then she would rewind the past 20 minutes of the show because she missed it while being on her phone.

I think people lack balance in their mindsets sometimes, especially when it comes to political and social issues. For example, it's important to recognize that racial and gender privilege exists and we should strive to change that. However, we should not slam a white male simply because of his genetics at the same time.
Equality and balance are very similar words--it's about time we apply the latter to the former.

I love that these are just humorous and not flat out hurtful.

Why did someone go to a state with the specific purpose of tickling old people?

The kids won't notice. Worst case scenario, you give the teacher something to laugh about later.