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lblazel


"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Geico the Gecko went rogue 2 comments
lblazel · 4 hours ago
Except it’s a bearded dragon.
Poor jeremy 6 comments
lblazel · 5 days ago
The video is so much better :)
Choices made wisely 4 comments
lblazel · 6 days ago
I know this is an attempt at a joke, but the banana gives you healthy carbs and potassium whereas vodka gives you alchohol which your body turns into sugar.
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It's weird, isn't it? 11 comments
lblazel · 1 week ago
Yes. Refrigerated distilled water tastes way better than iced tap.
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Fishes swim, grownups pay for their own shit 6 comments
lblazel · 1 week ago
Preach
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Eat me 4 comments
lblazel · 1 week ago
“Yeh that’s cool and all, but I’m actually hungry.”
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Just need to classify the modern school system as a POW camp and we're set for reform. 12 comments
lblazel · 1 week ago
Yes, mass punishment is definitely used on us. I guess we don’t fall under the ‘protected person’ category.
So I stumbled upon this 6 comments
lblazel · 1 week ago
Or you could just fuckin say no.
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TIL women's bathrooms are shittier than men's 12 comments
lblazel · 3 weeks ago
I used to be a bagger at a grocery store and I’d have to clean the bathrooms every hour. My third day on the job, I went into the ladies room and there was shit splattered sideways on the seat.
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How NOT to ride a motorcycle 5 comments
lblazel · 4 weeks ago
Countersteering is best steering
Damn, I really wanna die 1 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
Is this smooth Dwight Schrute?
Damn hippies 11 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
Is it Woodstock again?
It's all in the details 7 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
It should have been windex vs blue Powerade, since both are not carbonated.
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Little happiness in life 2 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
Rip that legend
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Throw her away 2 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
And that’s when you give up.
Brothers until the end 5 comments
lblazel · 5 weeks ago
Oorah, Master Sergeant.
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Protect your hands from flying oil 7 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
Or you could use a spatula and tongs... but yeah.
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100% dodge chance 3 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne.
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Marine of the month 4 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
At Fort Sill right now in holding platoon for 0811 course. Holding platoons destroy your will to live.
For scale 2 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
I mean, the balcony would be too big in the first picture if it indeed was to scale.
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Marine of the month 4 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
Am Marine, can confirm that this is the mood of every day.
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Motorcyclist has a close call 4 comments
lblazel · 6 weeks ago
I’m sure he laid down because he was overburdened with euphoria. “Holy shit I just survived that”
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Criminal 13 comments
lblazel · 7 weeks ago
Talk shit, get hit.
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Not me 6 comments
lblazel · 8 weeks ago
Moral of the story: Just say something.
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Done with another bit of training. I haven’t been on here in a while so I thought I’d post 9 comments
lblazel · 9 weeks ago
Yes, I’m a boot and I just finished MCT. The cover was for the picture.