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lblazel

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I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race
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Blood orange 12 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
It’s just red. There’s no need to over complicate it.
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I should stop speaking english 2 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
No, not burning those calories and getting fat is what kills you.
/fat/ty wonders about pen*s gains 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Go to Asia. Asian girls don’t mind what size you are ecksdee
The donkey library 9 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Smart man.
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/fat/ty wonders about pen*s gains 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yea, it's from the loss of fat on your fupa. Think of a tree that has a lot of loose soil around the base. If you pack the soil down the tree appears larger. Kindof a shitty example but it's the only one I could think of.
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UPS delivery 2 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
UPS boi doin a heckin well job.
Can change size too 9 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
You think he's injecting synthol or some shit?
Can change size too 9 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
No, that's a natural shape and he's probably flexing. He just needs to cut and they'll look better.
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They lied 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
"Oh cmon, I have midterms tomorrow."
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Worlds largest parrot 15 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I'm not saying they need to be extinct; I'm saying that it's not likely given it's traits that it will survive as a species.
Worlds largest parrot 15 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I mean birds that can’t fly aren’t really destined for survival.
Oh, hi Mark! 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I haven't watched it, but I'd give it a 10/10 on the sole reason of all the laughing tommy does. ha ha ha. ha ha HAH.
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Oh, hi Mark! 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
@title is that a The Room reference?
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Google's Wireless 'Pixel Buds' Headphones Can Translate 40 Languages 14 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yes, I'm aware. They're still incredibly more loseable.
Google's Wireless 'Pixel Buds' Headphones Can Translate 40 Languages 14 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Totally won't lose those.
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I want to look like her 18 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Although I may disagree with people over the internet, and things may get a little heated, I always try to have mature discourse with the opposite party. At the end of the day, it's all just opinions and words, and we're all human.
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Yea, looks fun 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Natural selection.
Putting a woman on a dollar bill 27 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yes, keep perpetuating a false narrative that has been debunked countless times, Colbert. Totally not politically biased at all.
Patrick stewart everyone 30 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Bam
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Patrick stewart everyone 30 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I, at least, was referring to women in the US. I am not blind; I know there’s sex inequality around the world. But when you advocate for it in western countries only, and don’t go to those countries themselves where women’s rights is actually a problem, then I makes me think that you’re advocating for something that women already have in western countries. But yes, I should’ve had a keener eye.
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Patrick stewart everyone 30 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
To the people who downvoted my comment; name a right that women don’t have.
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Patrick stewart everyone 30 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Women already have all their rights, while men’s rights are the ones that need protecting.
Thank you France. 5 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Merci, vive le France.
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Made me lel hard 50 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
You know it, brother.
Gotta love the onion 113 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
What really grinds my gears about this whole thing is people who genuinely think they're not racist saying "white terrorist" like race has any fucking thing to do with it. Stephen Paddock is a fucking pussy ass coward who killed innocent people. Nothing more, nothing less. If a black person did this, it would make no difference. Anyone who takes innocent life for no reason is scum. Also people are blaming The President saying 'it's all his fault' and 'what are you gonna do about it Trump' even though the coward had no political affiliation. Just attention whores everywhere using tragedy for their egotistical gain.
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