I'm freaking out this is amazing

Idk I'd probs get tired after the 10th or 12th wave

Faith in humanity rising from -13596547 to -13596540

Oh I can ignore...I can

I accidently read conjuring and that would make much more sense in the situation

I wonder what they think oxygen is

I don't get the 3rd one explain pls

This bird is precious

I laughed then got sad

This makes me happier than many other things could

This actually gave me chills

I live near there so now I want to check it out

This is like the birth of the main antagonist
"The year is 3723, an evil corporation called target has taken over the world, birthdays can no longer be celebrated, giant dogs with red spots on one eye have replaced the police force, and people are forced to bye things that no one in their right minds would want."
"However"... oh no however target bought out the production and made themselves win.

"You told me you were my friend"

Litteraly me

I just add milk then forget about my tea

This makes me hate vowels with a passion

But what if it's not a tongue and it's his huge nose

Oh yeah my school did this around valentines

I want firecrackers in their mouths, butts, ears, and any other orifices, then some serious jail time