Like if you've got a dirty mind

But people in grade five make lots of dirty jokes, so the poor kid will be left out! :0 Smart as he is, maturity wise, keep his innocent soul in grade one.

I dont get the dog/pants one at all. What am i missing?

I knew a family that moved to Mexico and sent their daughter to a private school, in which she was really exceeding, so the school moved her up a grade. A few years later, they moved to another country, and signed her up to another private school, but she wasn't accepted because she had skipped a grade. Long story short, her parents sued the Mexico school. But it went south and the schools lawyers turned the case around, and they both ended up serving time in jail, (like a month) and the girl had to go to a cheaper school the rest of her life

I don't get the 3rd one explain pls

I'll take **** that never happened for 500