Pretty neat 7 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
i would like to know which supernatural force is keeping the boobs in such a shape because THAT is NOT normal or even in the realm of possible on this good earth
I'm guilty of this 59 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
y'all do realise that boobs are NOT on the sternum tho right? there's this 5 cm wide flat bone in the middle of everyone's chest, it's what you should be applying pressure to, not the boobs.
since mouth to mouth is the most common reason people don't wanna perform cpr -
remember: there's no need for a mouth to mouth UNLESS it's a drowned person OR a child. regular, garden variety heart attacks do perfectly fine with just CPR for those few minutes that it takes for the paramedics to show up. as long as you get blood circulating, there's still lenough oxygen in those 5 liters of blood to help sustain the brain.
since mouth to mouth is the most common reason people don't wanna perform cpr -
remember: there's no need for a mouth to mouth UNLESS it's a drowned person OR a child. regular, garden variety heart attacks do perfectly fine with just CPR for those few minutes that it takes for the paramedics to show up. as long as you get blood circulating, there's still lenough oxygen in those 5 liters of blood to help sustain the brain.
I'm guilty of this 59 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
mostly peopel change their minds about these suits anyway, you just gotta... gotta talk some sense into them. sued plenty of doctors over shit like that, too. y'all USA folks are a bit too trigger-happy when it comes to suing people left and right.
I'm guilty of this 59 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
'killing the dying' is not the exactly right term here.
thing is, if someone's having a heart attack, meaning their heart isn't working, at all, they're going to die. whatever you do to try and help them, can only HELP them, it can't HURT them because, as i said, if you don't touch them, in 10 to 20 minutes, they will very likely be dead. that's why it is ALWAYS encouraged for bystanders to ACT. call the ambulance, give compressions, get someone to find a nearby AED, etc. the most dangerous thing is to do nothing. doesn't make you a murderer but it doesn't make you a very good person, either.
as for ribs, they usually break in the elderly or kids. broken ribs can easily be managed. stopped hearts and dead brain can not. so by all means, if you hear something crach during CPR, keep going. if someone does end up suing you over it, tell them i said they're PRIME CUNTS and that they should instead be grateful to be alive and thank you kindly for putting so much effort in helping them.
thing is, if someone's having a heart attack, meaning their heart isn't working, at all, they're going to die. whatever you do to try and help them, can only HELP them, it can't HURT them because, as i said, if you don't touch them, in 10 to 20 minutes, they will very likely be dead. that's why it is ALWAYS encouraged for bystanders to ACT. call the ambulance, give compressions, get someone to find a nearby AED, etc. the most dangerous thing is to do nothing. doesn't make you a murderer but it doesn't make you a very good person, either.
as for ribs, they usually break in the elderly or kids. broken ribs can easily be managed. stopped hearts and dead brain can not. so by all means, if you hear something crach during CPR, keep going. if someone does end up suing you over it, tell them i said they're PRIME CUNTS and that they should instead be grateful to be alive and thank you kindly for putting so much effort in helping them.
This is a real hero 5 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
if you wanted me to cry you could just poke me in the eyes, no need to hit me with these Heavy FeelsTM
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Christmas doggo 3 comments
It doesn't work like that 5 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
now we all gotta ask you to point us in the direction of memory-bleach
such is life *sighs*
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such is life *sighs*
She likes you 14 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
if some arse asked me for a gum every day, not only i wouldn't fucking give it to him (gum is expensive, hellloooo), i 100% wouldn't give him MORE gum as a parting gift. if you want gum, fricking bring your own.
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A good daddy 26 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
@guest w/ weird friend ... don't know what to tell you, mate but you're probably onto something. insecure people must feel frickin' threathened by people of their own maturity level. must be frightening if you're 40 and afraid someone your own age might discover you're mentally barely past puberty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who cares!? It's a hair style! 30 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
ufck's wrong with people, tho, getting all worked up over HAIR. we're all gonna be dust in 100 years, focus on something good and productive instead, for the love of god.
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AAARRR 17 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
wonder when are they gonna do this with the multimillionaire company bosses and politicians
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So true! 17 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
why would anyone do that to a friend?? if there's any bad vibes, direct them at the nosy person who asked the question in the first place. fuck's their business to ask shit like that?
give them a 'could you not' stare and ask 'why, who are you interested in, him or me??'.
give them a 'could you not' stare and ask 'why, who are you interested in, him or me??'.
Not so smart 5 comments
Get it? 7 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
@anthracite that's a nice try and i applaud your effort but pubic symphisis is not the term you were looking for. :D more like perineum or straihgt up anal region. perianal region, also. (that's assumin dogs have perineums like humans. i wouldn't know, sorry. ^^')
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Edited 6 years ago
For real 4 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
y'know i'm starting to realise the cry amy from gone girl movie wasn't that crazy after all.
It Takes A Few Minutes To Brighten Someone's Day 5 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
it takes an extra couple minutes to post about your good deeds on facebook ....
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Now that's what it called a big family 15 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
a) how did she survive?
b) how did all the kiddos survive?
... just /how/ ?
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b) how did all the kiddos survive?
... just /how/ ?
Who's side are you on? 23 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
and here i thought it was possible to love a person and do lots and lots of things with them, repeatitive things also, and yet not contract a bad case of boredom. y'know. cuz /love/ is a thing and all.
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Future hamburger 6 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
y'know, these 'future hamburger' people are the new vegans. can't fucking contain themselves to save their lives.
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well, he is alive.. so... 11 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
the apex of the heart is located near the left nipple. if you lean forwards and press your palm firmly to your chest below your nipple, you can feel it beating.
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One of the strangest landscape elements of the Alps in South Tyrol 10 comments
lindsmolinari
· 6 years ago
question is, who's gonna beat those, i mean is there such a thing as a very large multi-penis giant that evidently turned to stone?
sorry. i start saying wild shit after i've been awake for 14+ hours with not enough sleep.
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sorry. i start saying wild shit after i've been awake for 14+ hours with not enough sleep.
as if anyone needed any more proof to know that hetero men are ridiculous :P