Who gives a fuck?

I feel like I need subtitles with this.

God is not a name, but a job description.

Flat earthers have been moved near the top of my list of people who should be killed.

That would assume Trump can speak in complete sentences.

Let the bodies hit the floor!!!!!!

It's not my fault you're a Wookie.

Most Pagani calendars had 13 lunar months. It's why the church didn't want to use them and went with 12 instead.

Graph is a little simplistic. If a poor person fuck over the system we loose a few hundred dollars a month in welfare benifits. If a rich person fucks over the system, the housing market collapses, the middle class looses their homes, the economy looses several trillion dollars, and the the middle class has to bail out the rich to save the economy. This is what they mean when they talk about income inequality.

Seriously, I'm sick of this lame ass meme.

"Science doesn't care what you 'Believe'." It's funny because it's true.

Well, it'll either be someone's homoerotic fantasy or Lord of the Flies.

We don't have 18 yrs to overthrow Darth Orange. We're going to have to step up and not wait for space Jesus.

If I meet any of you Trumpkins in person I'll curb stop you.

Is that racist? It's so cute, I can't tell.

If he wants to seem cool, he can stop playing hide the pedophile in South America.

Who the fuck are you, Tinkerbell?

Right because a war with China will be a ground war fought with AR 15s, and not a thermo nuclear exchange. I know you rednecks are hearing it thinking about fighting the Commies, but if he pushes China, there won't be ground troops, just irradiated corpses.

This is an unverified story that was reported as news. Pure bullshit.

All a sign that Hell froze over.

Protesting is patriotic. People telling you not to protest is un-American.

Actually Deadpool's reply was "Sucks a cock!"