lordblackdragon

lordblackdragon


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Man married 4 women on a dare 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'm willing to bet there's a lot of zeros in his bank account.
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One day after cutting off 11 years worth of dreads 26 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Now see if you can teach him to walk upright. Looks like a remake of Encino Man.
Hard lessons 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I could behave the same way about building bombs that we drop on goat herders. Society has an entrance fee. If you don't think tax payer money should be spent on healthcare, but are fine with it being spent on war, you are evil.
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Bring back the Pharaohs! 19 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'd take a syphlitic monkey with a stick over our current embarrassment of a president.
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They call us stupid because we're f*cktards 11 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'm sure the flag us just a symbol of "States Rights"...oh, wait, that's the other racist flag they fly.
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You Don't Need To Believe 46 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'd rather hear a statement about how they're going to stop all of the kid fucking.
Mini heel 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
My wife is an inch taller than me, and I love when she wears really high heels. It puts her cleavage at face level.
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frenemies 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
The hero and villain being friends that grew up together is the basis of the tv show Justified. It was a really good show too.
He had a thing for her ankles 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
It's Beyonce. I'm surprised he doesn't have her on one of those toddler leashes.
Say whaaat? 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha!
Perfect ice wall 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Trump thinks Eskimos are snow mexicans?
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Demi Moore (52) with her 26 years old daughter Rumer Willis 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Demi is still hotter. Rumor got Bruce Willis' square jaw.
Who says hairy legs are ugly 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
He's wearing his big rubber masturbating shoes.
This is my post 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
If I ever want to dress like a douchbag, I'll know where to shop.
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Dagum dagum 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
How'd that work out for you?
Just a tip 61 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
This depends on the city. In my town the cops are chill. In another town this will get you curb stomped and arrested for assaulting an officer. So please stop acting like there aren't policing problems.
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Congrets Gal gadot 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Movie rocked. Saw it 3 times.
My boyfriend would do this. 21 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I never trust anyone who doesnt have something better to do on a Sunday morning than go to church.
Another tumblr comp 14 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Those "fedoras" are actually Trillbies. Uncultured swine.
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f*ck 34 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Deadpool was created as a parody of Slade Wilson, aka Deathstroke. Deadpool is way cooler.
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Crackers 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Our president is a Cheezit. An orange cracker.
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Doubt 6 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
This falls into my "Shut the fuck up!" catagory.
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HELL YEAH!! 8 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'm totally down with female superheroes putting in the gym time to get ripped. Gal Gadot was tone for Wonder woman, but she should have been buff.
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If they can learn to hate 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I miss Obama. I miss having an articulate President.
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