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Sadness 11 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

The secret to a happy marriage is marry your best friend.

Who's With Me 22 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

No, really he doesn't. He's a one note joke.

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Super t h I c c 8 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

White?

Well this is bad news 11 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Nigerian scientist is an oxymoron.

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Is it even possible for a dessert to be better than that though? 12 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Someone's not having the right kind of sex.

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The Trickle Down system doesn't work. 5 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

This is also how trickle down economics works. Remember this when Republicans tell you tax cuts pay for themselves.

Human from new york 20 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Said someone from New York, and not Mississippi. Location matters.

Well now you can 4 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

But did we have to elect one president?

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Rest in peace you amazing man 8 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

A hundred million dollars and a mansion also helps. Ask Jay Z.

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Great Googley Moogley 14 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Fuck that.

Being hit by furniture anywhere hurts like crazy 3 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Try being a guy when that's ball level.

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Ivovy 8 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Unfortunately there are Christians out there that think a hand full of jizz is the same thing as a baby.

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14 superhero "shower thoughts" that will make you rethink everything about them 20 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Not to mention how many more people are hurt or killed because they continue to let psychopaths run around loose.

Unphotogenic cat 5 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

It's like a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

The best way to get over a crush 6 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Crazy says what?

Its like a visible form of cancer 7 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

As someone who used to work as a sexual assaults survivors advocate...fuck you. I'm as liberal as they come, but this stupid shit makes me understand why people hate liberals.

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Man married 4 women on a dare 10 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

I'm willing to bet there's a lot of zeros in his bank account.

One day after cutting off 11 years worth of dreads 26 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Now see if you can teach him to walk upright. Looks like a remake of Encino Man.

Hard lessons 15 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

I could behave the same way about building bombs that we drop on goat herders. Society has an entrance fee. If you don't think tax payer money should be spent on healthcare, but are fine with it being spent on war, you are evil.

Bring back the Pharaohs! 19 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

I'd take a syphlitic monkey with a stick over our current embarrassment of a president.

They call us stupid because we're f*cktards 11 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

I'm sure the flag us just a symbol of "States Rights"...oh, wait, that's the other racist flag they fly.

You Don't Need To Believe 46 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

I'd rather hear a statement about how they're going to stop all of the kid fucking.

Mini heel 10 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

My wife is an inch taller than me, and I love when she wears really high heels. It puts her cleavage at face level.

frenemies 5 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

The hero and villain being friends that grew up together is the basis of the tv show Justified. It was a really good show too.

Copenhagen airport is shaped like a paperplane 3 comments

lordblackdragon · 6 years ago

Me too