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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 13 comments
maebubbles · 5 days ago
Good.
Professional w*nker 18 comments
maebubbles · 5 days ago
Before I clicked on it I read it as "professional winker" HA!
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Well done, Milo 11 comments
maebubbles · 5 days ago
Me too...
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This would trip me out even if I wasn't high 4 comments
maebubbles · 5 days ago
Mari ja wanna is bad...
Seriously, you'll save yourself so much trouble 4 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I started two weeks ago- normally done with everyone by now but we couldn't afford to start any earlier this year.
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Dog potato 2 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
It's a floof floof!
(But yeah, looks like a chow Pom mix)
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Optical illusion 11 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Uh... oh... well... I see I have a filthy mind.
What is the stupidest thing you did when you were drunk? 4 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Drove. I sober up really quickly but I was pulled over. The only reason I didn't get arrested was because a friend of mine in the car with me was even more drunk than I was and took the blame when the officer asked why he smelled alcohol. I told the officer I was the designated driver. First and last time I ever drove drunk. (I was newly 21 and an idiot at the time...)
Girls and Boys 10 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
@Liquide that's Aussie brand. It does smell really good!
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Save the trees 1 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I always get one because there have been issues with the machine where it doesn't dispense money, yet it claims to have done so.
Without a receipt it's hard to believe you.
I had to wait HOURS while they sorted that shit out once.
Finally they watched the camera and saw I didn't get my money from the machine.
I got this 1 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I've learned some tips from that show that are sometimes actually helpful.
"Staying alive" is a perfect song to do chest compressions to in the event cpr is needed.
If someone is having a seizure, make sure they're on their side and protect their head.
Don't go anywhere on an airplane with this cast.
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Iphone X 7 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Yep. I won't do it.
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Here's your newspaper 3 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I love his happy little dance!
Iphone X 7 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
There is no headphone port in the 7 or beyond I believe. So you can only use Bluetooth headphones- I just hate it.
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Iphone X 7 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I have an Apple phone but I don't want anything that doesn't have an ear jack on it. That's stupid.
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He's going to have depresssion 5 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
You shouldn't just give women a bunch of expensive things and expect it to turn out in a positive way for you unless its "true love."
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Bar scene is going to be difficult for him because imagine a guy buying drinks for a lady all night- is she going to go back with him? Probably not. She got the drinks. If he can't provide a stimulating conversation, a few laughs, and a good personality/looks(depending on shallowness), he's going to end up alone every night.
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Proven methods 1 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Can confirm. Doing this multiple days in a row leads to some very interesting sleeping positions...
You smell like love 5 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I steal my husband's pillow as soon as he gets out of bed for work. It smells like him! And when my son goes to his dad's house I cuddle with a stuffed animal of his. It's normal to associate the scents of people we love with good memories.
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One million dollars in 8 seconds 4 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I can guess why it's called ubercrappyvideos.... because the last minute of it is just black screen...
But it's cool that she won though!
Close enough 1 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Boop!
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Fire safety 10 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
HA! That is the best comment on such an old post.
Shitty helperbot 7 comments
maebubbles · 2 weeks ago
This made me laugh really hard- thank you!
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HEDWIIIIIG!!!! Q_Q 9 comments
maebubbles · 2 weeks ago
I don't think it's a spoiler since the books and movies have been out for YEARS. The last one came out in 2007 (book form) and the movies in 2010... it's been 10 years- just my opinion.
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Donutella 4 comments
maebubbles · 2 weeks ago
What if she had to drive everyone around all the time in their horse drawn coach/carriage?
COACHELLA.
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We could say, he went out cumming. 5 comments
maebubbles · 2 weeks ago
He went out with a bang.
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