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Lovely cactus 3 comments
maebubbles · 31 minutes ago
I wanna touch it... I know it's a bad idea but I just wanna drag my finger along the wavy parts like a slide
McDonald's ice cream machine is filthy 4 comments
maebubbles · 10 hours ago
That's a grease trap, not a part from their ice cream machine.
Although those are gross too, this just isn't that.
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aw, a new kitty toy 5 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
When pussy grabs back.
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Cringe: Nice guys finish last intensifies 9 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
Not a big surprise here.
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Cringe: Nice guys finish last intensifies 9 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
He says how good his gf *will* be treated. As in- he doesn't have one currently...
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Dad is such a great family man 5 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
The friend up there knows what's up too...
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Some wise word to live by 6 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
Guys out there are trying to maintain "bad" females, meanwhile DJ Khaled's wife is out there looking like she works for the school board. But they are happy and they have money.
Be a DJ Khaled, not a Rob Kardashian.
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Sniff, Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to feelings. 6 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
This is so cute it made me tear up- thank you. I love it!
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Tel me, which is more important? 8 comments
maebubbles · 1 day ago
No, They either have a powdered cheese package or a velveeta package (liquid gold cheese....) in the box.
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Duck has evolved into a new state 13 comments
maebubbles · 2 days ago
It's Not in the air vent though so that's good!
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Canned water 25 comments
maebubbles · 5 days ago
Bagged water
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What mosquitos learn at school 3 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Side of the calf or on the neck. I Hate mosquitoes!!
Walk lightly & carry a big stick 21 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Medium rare for me, well done for my husband.
If I can't finish it all, the oven cooks mine as it reheats it so it's well done also- but not a burnt crisp like his would be.
My method is, you can always cook it a little more, but too done can't be taken back.
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Left or right? 3 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
That's hilarious- I hope my kids do weird stuff like this when they're older.
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Worth it 5 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
While that may be true, I simply meant that the slobber grosses me out.
WLTH 164: rude af 30 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
A single seat is generally a good amount of space.
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Lemme hear about your weird dreams in the comments 39 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Had a terrifying dream as a kid that my family was in an earthquake at home and my brother and I were the only ones to survive. As we crawled from the rubble he looked at me and put both hands in his mouth and ripped off his lower jaw. I woke up screaming.
I had that dream when I was 8. 20 years later and I can still remember it vividly.
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Those monsters!!! 17 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
There is tape on the cat's head. 3M is the tape company.
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now my ex has two things in common with trash 4 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
That the ex is trash on the inside?
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What happened to the hamster? 7 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I read this to my kids and they laughed hysterically!
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Think about it 12 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
The fire station is right behind my house. Police station is a block away. We hear them at ALL HOURS of the day and night- but honestly every time they leave I just hope they all make it back safely.
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Oh god, the police are using memes 8 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
I generally say that I'm sorry...
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Id pick white pink and gold 33 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Money, fly, sex appeal.
Malaphors for the win 3 comments
maebubbles · 1 week ago
Make like a tree and get the fuck out!
People in glass houses sink ships...
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