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12 more years until he can drink 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I love these stories. My oldest was born on leap day!
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2 types of people 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I have my kids do the same pose every year. They're walking down the sidewalk holding hands and I'm taking a picture of their backpacks. It's perfect and I love it. If other people do something similar to mark the occasion of their child going to school, awesome. Sometimes kids just don't want to do it unless it's done their way.
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Which are you? 8 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
So basically everyone. I love it!
Being married 3 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Accurate.
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*hisses* 3 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
T'was YOU all along!!!
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One just needs a good reason 8 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
My cousin and her husband both stopped smoking. With his savings from each pack he purchased a camaro. With hers she upgraded all the appliances in their house after wanting to do that for about 10 years.
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5 guys 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Maybe she shouldn't have to clarify that she isn't in the mood for a gangbang.
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To communicate with one you must be one 2 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I... I can't tell if you're joking or not....
Disabled Iranian artist Fatemeh Hamami draws using only her feet 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Damn! That's awesome!!
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Alfred Pennyworth 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I read that as " I have wiped the batcave"..... either way I laughed.
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When life hands you lemons!!! Become a flamingo! 9 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Fra gee lee... It must be Italian!
*thanks, it's been about 8 years since I've seen this last.
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Ladder phobia 3 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
The escalator going up is right next to it. Some person with a ladder is attempting to go up and carried the ladder wrong.
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The chairless chair 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
What if you fall over? How do you bend your leg to get back up?
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Don't ever snatch a Drag Queen's wig! 5 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Well yeah... that's considered assault, he's literally ripping the hair off of them. So yeah they're just defending themselves!
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Science side 1 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
These are hilarious. I love science side of tumblr.
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Natural birth control 9 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Yes, it can. If you're attempting to conceive after being on the pill for years it's suggested that you wait at least 6 months to a year to attempt to get pregnant. The pill things out your uterine lining and eventually can make you stop having a period altogether. So you have to still have safe sex (use a condom at least) or your risk of a miscarriage are higher.
At least that's what I've been told by multiple IVF doctors.
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It's going to be a long night 5 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Is that person attempting to shovel the roof?
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So apparently Santa lives in Alaska now. Coolio I guess 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
My kids get letters from North Pole Alaska every year! They're awesome and the kids love it!
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Brutal 12 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
He called her a zero out of ten and himself an eight out of ten.
There's a "scale" that can be used to rate people on their looks, intelligence, and personality. (Usually just their looks)
He savagely burned the crap out of her by calling her a zero
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That's what it was made for 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
That's a 180, but the point is valid.
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Product has an unexpected side effect 7 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
That's SO dangerous. If it doesn't come with the car seat- do NOT add it!! If that slips down under their chin in an accident they can be internally beheaded. Not safe at all!!!
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Pet me 12 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Creepy... my kids are currently watching this movie.
Sometimes, you can be wrong 22 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Nah, mad eye didn't have a beard.
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This is what it has come to 10 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I'm a former soldier. I support trans who serve. You now have two. (I'm technically a millennial- 28)
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Penguin in disguise 3 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I actually laughed really hard at this
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