I breastfed my kids wherever and whenever I needed to. Sometimes I used a cover but my son hated them and would rip it off. I didn’t care, we just went on with our feeding time anyway. My daughter didn’t mind it but she quickly became a biter so that ended our breastfeeding time. I was lucky, I got 4 months with her and 6 with my son. The looks never bothered me- they’re boobs. Get over it.
Now after I deliver this baby for a friend of mine (carrying for them, it’s not mine) I will pump and be discreet af about that. Otherwise you actually see the nipple being sucked into the flange and it’s just weird to me lol.

I called a home for children when I was about 14 to see if I could come live there. They told me that children had to be admitted by a parent. My parents were abusive at every chance they got and when I “stepped out of line” would use whatever they could to beat me with. That ranged from wooden spoons, to a handmade wooden paddle an inch thick with holes drilled into it (my step mom was a woodworker), to a sword sheath and anything in between. I was extremely depressed and suicidal but their idea of getting me help was threatening to send me to military school. I welcomed that but they then found out that would be expensive and just went back to beating me. I got married at 18 to legally emancipate myself and never looked back. It’s been over 10 years since I left and I’ve never forgiven them.

It’s not racist. White people DID eradicate entire populations for spices and gold... aka Columbus.

I worked the family construction job from age 10 to 17 where I joined the army to be a light wheeled mechanic. I’m the one who does the home repairs. And I’m also one one with a uterus and vagina, I should have a woman to represent my needs and wants, not a male who thinks they know everything.

And when he sings?? Ugh it’s amazing...

I’d give my husband a blowy if he cleaned the house.

Is the granny an accomplice then?

I don’t blame him for the button being pushed. I blame him for the fact that he’s fucked up our political situation so much by threatening nuclear war that this was actually believable.

I thought it said “I’ve been bad pika pika, punish me senpai”
I need sleep.

I giggled at that.

“Why is everyone so angry? This is the perfect time for a party!”

Reverse camera. When you switch it around to take a selfie it switches picture sides. At least mine does.

Probably like normal people, “hello”

Oh no!! Kegals help a lot with that (4th pregnancy currently!) but it should be okay. I get pregnancy rage every once in a while but mostly lately it’s just pure frustration to the point of tears. Dealing with my husband’s FMLA through work, I was in an accident in October and I’m still trying to deal with all the fallout from that shit, and I’m always exhausted lately. Naps are a saving grace for our house right now lol.

Is this her first? I promise it’s not as bad as it seems!
Pro tip- tell her to start taking a mild stool softener about a week before she’s due- it helps a LOT!

Squeak she’s due at the same time as me!!