majestic_yumps comments

majestic_yumps

The Canadian

— [email protected]

Share Contacts

Report User

I can vouch for this as an American 11 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I'm in the states right now so this'll help, thanks

Made a torte. Happy Birthday Funsubstance! 10 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Wait isn't his birthday the 25th?

Krakato indonesia 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

No it's true. Google "loudest sound ever"

Learn to flirt like her 23 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

So your dick is kinda like that snek thing if you chop its head off it'll grow two more?

5 · Edited 7 years ago

Learn to flirt like her 23 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Wait dr. Both dicks???

Man talks down street fight with insight about fake friends 2 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

This guy is a real gangster

Krakato indonesia 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

The sound wave that is

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

But.... banana

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

What?!? Since when?!

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Is @banana not a thing anymore or is there just an inside joke I don't know of?

When you discover your fetish 7 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

This gif will never not be funny

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

@banana what did you do to this poor flying doggo?!?

The international space station silhouetted by the moon 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Not sure what drugs you're on but I'm pretty sure that's a tie fighter. And that's no moon

1 · Edited 7 years ago

Damn tourists always get it wrong 10 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

So Big Ben is in Elizabeth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You need to see this important picture 3 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

What a beeeautiful piece of ham

*jaws theme* 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

When you find level 10 armour but still stuck with a level 5 helmet

You know damn well who that is 20 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Ok fine

You know damn well who that is 20 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

@mightyoak I want this to happen to my character

Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I'll have a gift shop of dicks, some interactive stuff for the kids and some dick shaped food. And the staff have to wear dick costumes

2 · Edited 7 years ago

Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

A museum of dicks, Fucking genius.
Ok I'll think of some

When I play games with my friends 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Definitely not doing it for the points XD that'd just be selfish

Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I will hunt down whoever hurt you and I will rip out their cock

You know damn well who that is 20 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I have a skull in my face. Does that make me one?

1 · Edited 7 years ago

I haven't had it in a while 2 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

He's saying he only has coke with some kind of alcoholic drink

Guess the country 9 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

If it was Canada there would be snow EVERYWHERE and a timmies in the background