Gross out story warning. I worked in a buffet when I was 18 in Florida. When cleaning out the ice cream machine that had been left uncleaned and warm for a day, we found maggots. Those machines get nasty quick. Every time McDonald's says their machine is down, it is probably because they are cleaning it

Daaaamn!

We did this at almost every restaurant I used to manage. It was fair as we ate for free, so we we weren't costing the company anything. Well maybe not for the Mexican place in Louisiana that used to trade margarita's for food at our place. They Definitely lost out on that deal...

I literally moved two 2x4s from our old house to the new house today. Because you never know...

Sure, the dead body doesn't care. Now just take a moment and picture a confused, heart broken 9 year old girl looking out the window of that car, seeing that maybe, just maybe, other people know what a valuable person daddy was. Funerals are for the living folks.

Healthcare providers have an ethical obligation to treat those in need of services, or to refer them to one who can. This means in emergency (meaning current illness) they have to provide care. This does not mean we have to carry that patient on our caseload. Furthermore, if other providers are available, we don't have to take a patient for any non-discriminatory reason. If an unvaccinated kid shows up with a broken arm or the measles the dr will treat him/her. This does not mean becoming the primary care provider, e.g. No obligation to give the kid a physical for sports or be the attending after a hospitalization. I'm sure this is all the sign means.
Disclaimer-psychologist not an md (same ethics and standards though)

I honestly don't get Facebook, instagram, etc. Especially when people use it like this. Who gives a f*uck, even if you really were stuck in traffic. Unless you're delivering me a pizza, I couldn't care less. I don't give a f*ck what people are doing, wearing, or are outraged about. Also, it's none of your f*cking business what I'm doing. Collecting friends and followers. Real friends take work and I'm too lazy to want many, and if I want followers, I'll start a cult. OK. Old man rant over. And stay off my lawn!!!

Used to save up for bread and then load up on ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets to make condiment sandwiches. Also roommate and I tried to catch a pigeon so we could eat it.

This is an actual picture of the models posing for Michelangelo's Creation of Adam.

I had an ingrown toenai that I clipped with nail clippers and gave my self a small cut the day before going on a cruise. The resulting bone infection led to me almost being airlifted to shore. Six months and three operations later, I ended up having about two inches of bone removed from my foot. An ingrown f'ing toenail.

Yup. Books From Birth. My daughter received them for three years when we lived in Tennessee until we moved. Great books. Matched her age level. Great program.

This is obviously historically inaccurate. Vikings didn't wear horned helmets. Seeing something like that just makes it seem less believable. I'm sorry, this is just not one of the better documentaries.

What was that? A jump scare!?

Not with medicine. With product warning labels. "Do not use toaster in shower."