I have an adopted plant. One day while I was riding my bike, it was just standing at the side of the road with a sign "take me home". So I did (it's a small tree, had to carry it with my bike). I'm not very good with plants, and I don't know what kind of plant it is, but it's my baby and he's got it good now. He had about three leaves when I adopted him, now there are countless :)

Okay hats off, you win. I was close though :D

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*co-worker looks at camera display to see the surprise pic he just took of you*
"Nice shot bro!"

Apart from that, there are different types and legends about vampires and not all of them have to be invited

Pathetic, I can do that too

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061210053800AARKvbF
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"it depends on who is telling the story. Long before Snow White ever saw print, it was a story that was handed down from generation to generation orally. Each story teller gave it her or his own embellishment, and the length of time varied. Sometimes it was as short as a few months, sometimes twenty years or more."

Baby Pharaoh

Or you might just do so to achieve the ultimate truth.

In german there's a word for that: "Straßenschläue" = street intelligence
Meaning you're able to think practically and handle situations well, but you've never been one of the smart kids in school.

When she bit the poisoned apple she was put into a coffin of glass by the dwarves, where she rested under the curse until the prince came and kissed her back to life. Know your fairy tales.

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I know this post is old, but it bothered me and I had to.

They also often sell halves

I searched for it a while ago when this had been posted again - couldn't find it. It was such an awesome read.
I think it was called something like "Red as Blood, White as Snow"

How about buying a watermelon and slicing it?

True story. Don't ask. I've seen videos of boners being broken. Horrible to look at, it was a mistake klicking on this thumbnail.

Do you know the song "girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne?