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mickymouse


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I didn't even go to college 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Uni needs To be made an education and learning based goal again, the fact that a lot of companies require a degree in any subject just to have a degree is ridiculous and unnecessary.
Unless there is a legal obligation for it (doctors, lawyers etc) then obviously it’s needed
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This pencil has seeds on the tip, so when it's too small to use it you can plant it 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Alternatively, put edible seeds in there so it’s a pencil AND a snack
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A bone from a South American giant sloth. They became extinct roughly 10,000-years-ago 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
And here I was thinking I was the only giant sloth
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2 poor people meant for each other 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Then I knew I had to roll up my sleeves. The next part of our date involved washing dishes!
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The peace and quiet 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Owls scare me and I like the sound of people. City life all the way
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I always fear that they think I'm stalking them 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Alternatively, as you’re at about the other persons Level sneeze in their direction. They slow down pretty quickly
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Pros and cons to losing weight! 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
But is it due to the weight loss or your confidence possibly increasing?
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Got vodka? 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Don’t know if I’d be concerned or impressed. I certainly wouldn’t be letting her drive the car afterwards
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I'm that friend 12 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’d like to mention that there has been no fifth Jaws movie and this mention of Jaws 6 is annoying me. If I’m being honest Jaws 3 shouldn’t have been counted either
Need more men like this 73 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
@peachypersimmon is like that funny aunt that has weirdly good advice
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Very romantic proposal. I accept
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Super human dad instinct saved his daughter! 11 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
If I saw a guy in a van sitting that close to my car at night I wouldn’t get in. The father probably just noticed how sketch it is if it was in a quiet area of town
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Remind me to stay away from you when you’re on
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Nah I’m kind of like that, I feel queasy and tired, when I’m tired I get cold, so I curl up next to the nearest human and eat yummy food and watch silly movies
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Ice tea in iced tea 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I use the term ‘freeze’ very loosely, if it’s a mix (I use tequila, grenadine, and mango juice) it turns into soft ice cubes
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
This sounds pretty good tbh
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Never let your dreams be dreams 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Calm down guest, you don’t need to announce your sexuality
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Ice tea in iced tea 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I freeze alcohol for my alcohol
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When I see a perfectly valid comment with negative points 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I see either comments I’ve made or comments I agree with that are obviously unpopular and contemplate my existence for awhile
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Internet hugs from 1.83m 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Hugs are secretly my favourite thing ever but nobody knows because I’m not a hugging person. When I’m around people I like though, family etc I secretly look forward to a hug goodbye
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The real reason 19 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
His wig collection appears to be all in order over there
A commies life 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I mean, it kind of is
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Anyone know if this is really true or the internet just trolling? 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Sounds good and all, but the Internet has the same thing and you don’t have to travel for miles
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The internet of broken hearts 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
And other times they’re just assholes
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It was worth a try 11 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Tbh if someone (for some weird reason) had that in their CV I’d bring it up just to question why they put it in
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