Silence child. Your elders are speaking

This might be a stupid question, but since you don't inhale cigars the same way as cigarettes (unless you wanna vomit), would they be better for your lungs?

No the Slytherin would be feeding it to their enemies

I mean, does the cleaning agent have alcohol in it? Probably

In all honesty, fake boobs are so well done now that it's hard to tell the difference

They're the Swim Team, I just hope it's not a breast stroke

Design team were made up of 90s teenage time travellers, confirmed

The old women may be pleased

I think guest has forgotten that moving a clocks time to wake up earlier also means that nighttime is earlier too

correction, its "Get your punkass up, peasant"

Exactly what @creativedragonbaby said, get under the most solid table you can find and stay there. The aftershocks come pretty quickly too soo be ready to stay for a while. Door frames depend on the house structure, they're usually fine but some homes are at risk of splitting

Double agent