Im still getting over the fact that one of my friends is planning her wedding, while the other gets drunk every weekend and streaks. Your 20s are a strange time.

What sort of Pedal? I kinda want to dissect mine now for secret messages.

Slow and steady ends up shat on

I get moments of weird contentment and I kinda think to myself, I will remember this day.

As a bisexual I will readily admit to watching bad shows because of the gay factor. Or even worse, watching 6 seasons of something just because I know in the 7th season theres a gay character.

We've all been there

Clearly a patient man, with a penchant for engineering and physics. I'd hire him.

Does this mean Im gender fluid?

Grandparents are awesome, this warms my heart

Your husband may be a not so secret gay baby

On behalf of all standard size people, fuck all those seats still, they're uncomfy

I was born in 97 and look at 00s as small children. This is accurate.

Sorry *insert generic white guy name* you aren't getting any today, however theres no rules saying I can't soooo...

Anyone know where this is?

Now... WE FEAST