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In your 20's 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Im still getting over the fact that one of my friends is planning her wedding, while the other gets drunk every weekend and streaks. Your 20s are a strange time.
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Found on a guitar pedal circuit board 1 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
What sort of Pedal? I kinda want to dissect mine now for secret messages.
Well that's just rude 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Slow and steady ends up shat on
Skill 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I call that teamwork, Still hire him.
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The feels 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I get moments of weird contentment and I kinda think to myself, I will remember this day.
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It's almost like the plot is what matters 16 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
As a bisexual I will readily admit to watching bad shows because of the gay factor. Or even worse, watching 6 seasons of something just because I know in the 7th season theres a gay character.
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Weekend any good? 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
We've all been there
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Skill 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Clearly a patient man, with a penchant for engineering and physics. I'd hire him.
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There are only 2 genders 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Does this mean Im gender fluid?
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A tribute to grandmas everywhere 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Grandparents are awesome, this warms my heart
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Google is fun 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Your husband may be a not so secret gay baby
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Deep thoughts 11 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
On behalf of all standard size people, fuck all those seats still, they're uncomfy
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1999 generation 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Silence child. Your elders are speaking
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Genius thinking 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
This might be a stupid question, but since you don't inhale cigars the same way as cigarettes (unless you wanna vomit), would they be better for your lungs?
1999 generation 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I was born in 97 and look at 00s as small children. This is accurate.
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Library isn't the place for it anyway 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Sorry *insert generic white guy name* you aren't getting any today, however theres no rules saying I can't soooo...
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Your choice 17 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
No the Slytherin would be feeding it to their enemies
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Your choice 17 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I mean, does the cleaning agent have alcohol in it? Probably
Small boobs are the best 12 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
In all honesty, fake boobs are so well done now that it's hard to tell the difference
~fallopian tube swim team ~ 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
They're the Swim Team, I just hope it's not a breast stroke
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Eggcellent 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Design team were made up of 90s teenage time travellers, confirmed
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Old men 12 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
The old women may be pleased
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When you put it like that 15 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I think guest has forgotten that moving a clocks time to wake up earlier also means that nighttime is earlier too
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The perfect shot doesn't exi. 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Anyone know where this is?
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8 Skittles packagings 10 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Now... WE FEAST
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