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Greatest IQ rap battle of history 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I see. My misunderstanding
Greatest IQ rap battle of history 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Wow. One hit? He's got 10 number one albums on bilboards top 100, 42 million singles sold and over 100 million albums sold. Hardly a one hit wonder.
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Greatest IQ rap battle of history 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Na.He will go after anyone who challenges his ego. I was just saying how I'm sure young staffers were thinking "dear God dont go to war with Eminem".
Greatest IQ rap battle of history 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Also, I'm sure Trump couldnt grab his phone quick enough to fire back at Eminem. I can only imagine all of his twenty and thirty yr old aids scrambling to snatch his phone and tell him "you do not posses the vocabulary to go to war with him".
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I have so many scars from mosquito bites it's ridiculous 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Well the scientists bred love bugs to fight mosquitos and we see how that worked out lol.
Problem with never being on a date 11 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
If you say picnic and mean "lets eat fast food and people watch while making commentary", then I will propose on the next date :).
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Malia obama caught playing beer pong 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Like automaticaly placing your daughter and son-in-law in influincial positions in the White House. Nepitism.
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Problem with never being on a date 11 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Movies are horrible date ideas unless you like sitting next to a person you know nothing about for two hours. Especially if said person is a talker during movies. Made that mistake twice now. Never again.
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100-million-year-old ant trapped in Burmese amber 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Im confused. This post is talking about organic metal. What concept?
100-million-year-old ant trapped in Burmese amber 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
In an animal or insect tho? We dont live on Pandora. Also, carbon fiber is useless without the resin to bind it together.
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Life is so unfair 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Fart with your headphones on and not care
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100-million-year-old ant trapped in Burmese amber 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
How can metal be a part of a living thing??
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Explanation in comments 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Horror house sounds better
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You'll be okay 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
It sucks when you cant be friends with a person anymore because they refuse to move on with life.
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o james 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Do you have to have a twitter to get him to photoshop something?
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No more awkward eye contact 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Just eat them like you eat corn on the cob.
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Red apples are hilarious 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
He's actualy saying "hehe, look at all the apples my subjects wont get to eat. I dont like the green ones. Take them away and give them to my subjects, after they rot and have worms in them of course."
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Bambino 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The Sultan of Swat
The King of Crash
Bambino 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Bambiyes
Read carefully 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Read the first comment on this thread
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Someone might commit arson 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Or put a fake spider on fishing line and rig the line through the top of the door. Drop it down and listen for the blood curddling screams haha.
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Only a jerk won't let you drink in your own house 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
"You ate all my kibble last time you drank too much Jessica, out of my bowl no less, not again."
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Mark Cuban - Fined $15,000 for F Bomb and responds by doubling it to $30,000 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Awesome. I think it's only a couple grand to fix cleft palets so he just helped a bunch of kids.
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The deer looks shook 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
He fawned you up son
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I can hear his voice in my head 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I dont get it. Who is that?
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