But glow sticks only last a few hours, wouldn't leds be better?

'You dare disturb my slumber stinky human!'

I said 800 cuss words in three hours so far today, which is frankly unacceptable, its normally quadruple that in half the time.

Been there before, except my ex decided to use a knife on me, did she get jail time? One night.... The night the cops hauled her off and I was hauled out in an ambulance with more than a few cuts and having a full blown panic attack. If roles had been reversed (I asked my lawyer on this) I'd have gotten minimum five to ten years for attempted murder. Make sense? Hell no!

Poor pup I hope whoever hurt the poor thing is beaten until they scream like that!

Yep very easy to scare but then again they don't exactly know any better either.

It would be considered disrespect if they did.

Yep, this year has definitely done that to me, plus I'm on enough antidepressants to re-float the titanic.

That makes me so mad, because then I can't hear either of them, its a well kept secret that I'm actually 75% deaf. I can only hear high pitched sounds in my left ear and low pitched in my right so if two people talk at once it all gets garbled up.

A c? That's being really generous, the kid must have put a roofie in the teacher's coffee.

Turkey on grill!

Let's start a club.

Is it just me or does he look disappointed in the last frame?

Certain brain tumors can make you forget your age, so can strokes and other neurological issues, some of the migraines I get can make me forget a whole day or more.

Andre was a great person.

Every freaking night, when I get this one particular person who just has to complain at how much he hates his job because he has to work every night, he works for three hours a night driving His car, listening to his music, while I'm stuck standing for 7 to 8 hours straight plus stocking shelves taking out garbage waiting on customers that for whatever reasons happen to wander in at 2 am, or cleaning up after the occasional person who decides to play farm animal and shit right beside a perfectly good toilet! It takes every ounce of my will to not pull this guy across the counter and faceplant him on the tile I stand on!

Ok I did not authorize my life story to be published.