You too huh, I've had 6 hours sleep in four days.

Ok let me go warm up my frying pan before I clock you upside the head stupid lady!

Cat.exe has crashed.

Or your on their site for 0.025 seconds and a pop-up asking for you to download their app or sign-up for a newsletter appears.

So, true to form, an annoying little yapping rat-dog.

Box cutter, pen(multitool, ruler, screwdriver, level, stylus), flashlight, keychain, phone, lighter, wallet. That's about my entire daily kit and thats just for work, home time usually includes a dagger around my shin or waist and maybe a small pistol if I'm outside after dark for any length of time.

Get that person a gallon of blinker fluid, they are a quart low!

My mother's cell phone.

Lucky people I lose a couple days a month to headaches and migraines

Looks like something that haunts my nightmares.

I happen to know a teacher that works weekends as a cashier at a dollar general store, what really bugs me is she teaches my kids class.

That movie was on more drugs than a city block in Baltimore!

No that is clearly a bone-nope.

I think I read somewhere that alfalfa is dead too.

You scan that you'll buy a months supply of ramen.

And now is worth a small fortune.

That's how you get pissed/crapped on at 2 am.