So just offend people and then sit back with a bag of popcorn and watch the waterworks! They can either grow a series of bones between their butt and their heads and get over it or go suck their thumbs in the corner!

Well this really makes me feel like shit for making a $22, 500 a year.

Tag all the pics!

I've said it before I'll say it again, do not play with demons!

That's a nice demon, good demon, please don't eat my face and/or soul!

Seems like my entire shift last night, if I wasn't getting jumped because of declined credit cards, I had people being deliberately and infuriatingly vague and then getting an attitude about it.

Its such a long trip though maybe they haven't made it there yet.

Fighting with armor? Amateur at best!

Liking for future use.

Let's hope his luck is better than the two people I've lost to that cancer!

Stay in school, you may learn something!

Plus you can hype the kids up on sweets then send them home to completely ruin the parents day and make them regret ever making the bed springs bounce!

Wear your stupid like a shoe and walk off a pier!

Both will strip rust and give me a week long migraine.

As a person who took a metal sign post to the side of the head as a kid (wearing a helmet) I can vouch for any of these, I walked away somewhat dizzy with a stiff neck and a couple broken teeth and a popped out shoulder, would've been a hell of a lot worse! Basically (as much as I can remember anyway) some dog ran into the side of the front wheel of my mom's motorcycle.

That would only take me 0.0002 seconds.

Oh look, moon moon had a puppy.

Or across my front door, or right on the lens of my security cameras!

Didn't help the one that had a close encounter with the skid plate under my truck last night.

All right already! We get it! Just wear a freaking blinking neon arrow around your waist!