Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Too many spooks 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Its probably my ex, she could scare the reaper back to life!
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never forget 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Can't say much for the bench one, but for some reason public restrooms bring out the inner farm animal in people where I live/work. I ever find out who the chronic floor shitter is that keeps striking my work I'm gonna shove a five gallon bucket up their crap chute!
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The feels 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Mine isn't. 16 months and I still haven't come to terms with that.
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Statistics 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Educated shot in the dark, odds would be something like 9.579 billion to 1 of that happening.
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George's Takei's gay test 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
As a guy with a hunter green leather couch, I don't care what the furniture looks like if I'm tired and want to sit down.
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Rest in peace 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Sliced, diced, and triple toasted!
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Absolutely thrilled 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
In some states you can name a beneficiary to take over receiving the payments if something happens to you.
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This way, he HAS to let me cut in the line, for sure. Guy from green car- 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
This is why I have a special third horn on my car(135db airhorn) and its right behind the bumper.
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Bitcoins struggle 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I guess it would be a lot like a postage stamp collection, pretty much useless.
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Ain't so smart 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago · Edited 6 years ago
Wireless charging is old 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah I had problems with one of my shavers because it had visible contacts and they always got cruddy from steam then wouldn't work proper.
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Ain't so smart 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I would've done that, even had a touch screen one picked out but decided I needed a sd card reader and second cd drive more since I knew I was gonna be doing some gaming and photography again.
Ain't so smart 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I only use one monitor for games (the other is used to show temps and other information I have pulled up) but my monitors have very small bezels so it really wouldn't cause me any issues.
Wireless charging is old 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I've had one for a while that has no visible contacts just a protrusion that the brush sits on.
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Sad times are upon us 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I follow them on facebook and have their app, funny stuff even for those that don't have kids.
I need these. 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I tend to say 'fuck you and the horse that birthed you!' Or something equivalent.
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Fight the power 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Between his cheeks and not the facial variety.
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Happy fun time with friends 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Wow talk about skipping straight to dessert.
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aMMAzing 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah, well maybe too much 'real world' events and 'reality television' is depressing so cartoons are an escape from all that. And also if you happen to have a child (especially a sick one) a 5 am cartoon marathon is a godsend!
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Anon is a lawyer 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yes cops are permitted to force entry for welfare checks, especially if a family member called in the concern, however if they are told to leave by the individual in question after making face to face contact they have little choice unless the individual is showing obvious mental distress or shows signs of attempted self harm. The cops will ask the person questions and if they meet a certain criteria the cops can institute a protective custody and transport the person for further medical evaluation. Cops do a similar thing during domestic incidents (a little hint, one answer is all that's needed to meet the criteria for domestic violence screening, in my state anyway, not so sure about welfare checks though)
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Just lean up your seat, guy 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I was thinking dumpster fire behind a taco bell somewhere but, yeah I agree.
This is happening more the older I get 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yep, I've typed long ass paragraphs, then decided it wasn't worth
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A reminder! 14 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
If I hadn't worn a proper kit when I was younger I'd have died since it would've been my face that split on a metal sign post instead of my helmet, granted I'm already ugly as hell so it'd probably been an improvement but still.
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You fools! 19 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Beats the hell out of ceiling tiles that tend to randomly fall down after a while because the moron that put them up used the cheapest staples possible instead of cap staples.
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Poor doggo 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I believe it's screaming rape!
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